Entries Tagged as 'fired'

an evening of congenial abnormality

August 17th, 2009 · 136 Comments

Alexandra in Renton, Washington received this invitation from a former supervisor at a hospital. “Rumors had been circulating that she and another supervisor had a personality clash, and then recently an e-mail was distributed indicating that her position had been terminated.”
The invitation gets off to a roaring start with the mention of “12 years, the first [...]

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Tags: farewell letter · fired · malapropism · washington

recession incentive plan

July 9th, 2009 · 159 Comments

Writes Katrina in Illinois: “I work in furniture, and due to the economy/the real estate crash, the company has been struggling and a lot of employees have been making a lot less money.  This little morale booster was found on the break room bulletin board — right beside the letter notifying us that the company [...]

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Tags: fired · highlighter · illinois · now that's management

but now i’m gold (hooray hooray)

October 14th, 2008 · 60 Comments

meg’s uncanny curatorial ability to uncover the silver lining in any situation was woefully under-appreciated at her last job, but even her former coworkers had to admit that this farewell e-mail was an impressive excavation of meg’s latent passive-aggressive tendencies.

related: this shit is bananas

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Tags: all-staff e-mail · cheers · farewell letter · fired

“when the people fear their government, there is tyranny.”

July 16th, 2008 · 201 Comments

writes an anonymous federal employee in colorado: “this morning we were reminded via an office-wide email that we must comply with the official timekeeping rules.”
that means recording the correct time on our time sheets, not being absent during core hours without submitting a leave slip, not being off campus except for lunch hour or approved [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · colorado · fired · meta · not-so-veiled threats · now that's management · office · the government

Your last day of work was yesterday

May 26th, 2007 · 23 Comments

I’m all, “whoa, they left him a note instead of telling him face-to-face?” and Scott’s like, “Yep, I guess probably because the night operator was a pretty big dude.”

How’s that for way harsh? The numbered list at the end is my favorite part.

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Tags: fired · now that's management · office