if you’ve ever tut-tutted over the consequences of big-box stores and online retailers overtaking small businesses, you’ll be heartened to hear that some folks have figured out how to bring those old-fashioned mom-n-pop ideas about customer service into the digital age…with the help of a big ol’ corporation called ebay!
while browsing the auction site for [...]
Entries Tagged as 'florida'
the powerseller of pompano beach
July 27th, 2008 · 310 Comments
Tags: "customer service" · CAPS LOCK · Pompano Beach · ebay · florida · more aggressive than passive · university
sheena is a paintballer
July 9th, 2008 · 177 Comments
where do you suppose this “anomous” tampa, florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?
interested? here’s a free preview!
related: your to lazy
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · crazypants · dubious scientific claims · exclamation-point happy! · florida · gloriously redundant · irregular capitalization · kids today · moms & dads · neighbors · spelling and grammar police · tampa · the lawn · unnecessary "quotation marks"
three things your health teacher didn’t tell you about herpes
June 18th, 2008 · 106 Comments
(a passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)
1. from portland, oregon…
2. from williamsburg, virginia…
3. from miami, florida…
related: come get some
extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com]
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Tags: FYI · miami · not-so-veiled threats · now that's not true · portland · roommates · smiley · starbucks · stealing · university · virginia · warning · whiteboard · williamsburg
why i hate miami, exhibit a
April 6th, 2008 · 67 Comments
the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
related: going up?
Tags: actually totally reasonable · bathroom · florida · miami · not so much passive-aggressive · vomit
if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today
March 28th, 2008 · 98 Comments
well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when [...]
Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary
an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
March 3rd, 2008 · 88 Comments
the “thanks for forgetting my birthday, asshole” thank-you note: because the only thing that would have made this e-mail from rebecca’s (32-year-old) brother any better is a midi file soundtrack and a dancing elephant or two.
adds rebecca: “my resulting apology just yielded more hate-filled e-mails from him — nevermind that i was camping and he [...]
Tags: cry me a fuckin' river · e-mail · orlando · siblings · thanks (but not really)
infinite note project
February 15th, 2008 · 87 Comments
faydra in gainesville, florida lives in an apartment complex she describes as “a step above dorm living” — 85 girls total, all of them coming and going at all hours. faydra’s next door neighbors kicked things off (with the most frightening clip art extravaganza ever) and things devolved from there. in chronological order:
related: a fancy [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · clip art catastrophe · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · florida · neighbors · noise · rebuttals · smiley
