writes jay in miami beach: “the woman who lives in apt. 2, right next to the front door of the building, had such a stinky dog smell emanating from her apartment that you could smell it through the closed door.” presumably, she could hear everyone’s complaints through the closed door, too.

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…but this nail salon’s signage — photographed by faye in miami — is just too incredible not to share.

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extra credit: why are so many nail salons owned by asians, anyway? [businessweek.com]

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(a passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)
1. from portland, oregon…

2. from williamsburg, virginia…

3. from miami, florida…

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extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com]

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the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
 
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
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