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You could be a part-time model

Kerry — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 23:07:36 +0000

New Year’s Eve, Miami, 2010: “A man handed me this and then walked away without a word,” our submitter recalls. “I was tipsy enough to be flattered for a moment.”

extra credit: “The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)” [youtube.com]

Who steals pens from disabled children???

Kerry — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:18:18 +0000

At Nat’s office in York, England, one of his coworkers has been trying to bully everyone into coughing up some cash for an (admittedly worthy) charitable cause.

In Nat’s opinion, however, her guilt-heavy fund-raising techniques might benefit from a little fine-tuning…especially given that all seven of those special “charity pens” were nicked from the office supply closet.

related: Starve on!

Those that have the most to gain

Kerry — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:03:57 +0000

Shawna in Toronto spotted this note during a visit to her grandparents’ condo in Miami. The only remaining evidence of “despicable vandalism,” she says, was a bit of scratched paint. Making “those that have the most to gain”…the painting contractors?

Free to be you and me

Kerry — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:49:54 +0000

Writes Jay in Miami Beach: “The woman who lives in Apt. 2, right next to the front door of the building, had such a stinky dog smell emanating from her apartment that you could smell it through the closed door.”

Presumably, she could hear everyone’s complaints through the closed door, too.

related: When you can’t blame the dog

No, it’s not passive-aggressive

Kerry — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:59:51 +0000

…but this nail salon’s signage — photographed by Faye in Miami — is just too incredible not to share.

related: Why I hate Miami, exhibit a

extra credit: Why are so many nail salons owned by Asians, anyway? [businessweek.com]

Three things your health teacher didn’t tell you about herpes

Kerry — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:47:56 +0000

(A Passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)

1. From Portland, Oregon…

2. From Williamsburg, Virginia…

3. From Miami, Florida…

related: Come get some
extra credit: Herpes: it’s got New York by the balls [nymag.com]

Why I hate Miami, exhibit a

kerry — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:24:28 +0000

The fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:

(Thanks to Jeff in New York for passing along!)

related: going up?