PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Tampa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Brake Check Reality Check http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/14/brake-check-reality-check/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/14/brake-check-reality-check/#comments Fri, 15 Apr 2011 03:41:12 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18116 Two words: Team Fletcher!

[Status update:] I bet if I breakchecked [sic] this old man behind me... His Kia would be fucked. Get off my ass grandpa... [Comment:] Maybe if you keep texting & driving the person in front of you will brake check YOU!

related: Facebook is for frenemies

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/14/brake-check-reality-check/feed/ 175 In other words, no D-bags allowed http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/03/09/no-d-bags-allowed/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/03/09/no-d-bags-allowed/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:38:20 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=17812 I kinda love the snottiness of this bar’s dress code, mostly because of how perfectly it allows me to envision the nightlife scene in Tampa, Florida, where Kim spotted this notice. (Essentially, a whole lotta Jon Gosselin-type-wannabes?)

In other words, no D-bags allowed

Meanwhile, Holly’s friend Jess snapped this picture of the new dress code at a college-town bar in Ohio. “I’m guessing the boss is not a fan of the frat kids,” says Holly.

If it's on Jersey Shore, it's not coming through the door

related: Why I hate Miami, exhibit a

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/03/09/no-d-bags-allowed/feed/ 93 Sounds like you two deserve each other http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/21/sounds-like-you-two-deserve-each-other/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/21/sounds-like-you-two-deserve-each-other/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:20:03 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11505 Danielle in Tampa, Florida found this note in the hallway of her apartment building. Writes Danielle: “I don’t know what the official story is, but I can assume that it is the same as every other ‘my roommate is a slob’ story. I’m a little confused about why this girl thought that leaving her garbage in our hallway would make people feel sorry for her, though.”

This garbage belongs to Kristina

sounds like you two deserve each other

related: Why the “seething and waiting” strategy will never work

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/21/sounds-like-you-two-deserve-each-other/feed/ 89 And Jesus said “oh, snap!” http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/07/and-jesus-said-oh-snap/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/07/and-jesus-said-oh-snap/#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:37:16 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11418 Another sign of the times: Nick in Tampa, Florida says the sodas in his small office used to be free, but now they cost 50 cents. And yet, Nick says, “when they’re left out unguarded and unsecured, naturally, people steal them.”

Eventually, one coworker thought instilling the fear of god would make for a good theft-deterrent…which inspired another coworker to quote scripture in protest of the new drink policy.

jesus is watching you steal diet cokes

related: no, He uses vaseline

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/07/and-jesus-said-oh-snap/feed/ 136 Sheena is a paintballer http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/09/sheena-is-a-paintballer/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/09/sheena-is-a-paintballer/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:03:47 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9293 Where do you suppose this “anomous” Tampa, Florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?

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Crappy parents > Bozo kids

related: your to lazy

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