A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked her sandwich, leaving the empty bag behind.
“Being from the Creative Marketing department,” our submitter says, “she decided to fight back against the food thief with this.”
related: Creative approaches to food thievery
Tags: Baton Rouge · food · stealing
Tommy in Norway isn’t the only one getting butt-hurt over butter.
From the U.K…
to Australia…
to Ireland…
it’s beginning to look like this butter crisis might be going global.
Meanwhile, in America…
related: A bitter butter battle
Tags: butter · licking · stealing
According to our submitter, Jason and his cake-baking wife are newlyweds. So…I guess the honeymoon’s over?
related: “I don’t need a birthday cake,” I said.
extra credit: Bruce Bogtrotter’s chocolate cake
Tags: birthday · cake · guilt trip
Tags: food · London · office fridge · smartass · stealing
Writes Heather in Kentucky: “I keep a basket of candy on my desk, but after having my candy basket completely cleaned out during the night shift on several occasions, I started locking it in my boss’s office overnight.”
A few mornings later, she arrived at her desk to find this oh-so-thoughtful note from one sugar-deprived night-shift worker.
![Heather, Hope your [sic] feeling better! Noticed your candy basket is missing so I got you a new one to fill.](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4583229078_a6456e1219.jpg "Heather, Hope your [sic] feeling better! Noticed your candy basket is missing so I got you a new one to fill.")
related: This is a candy-optional office
Tags: "helpful" advice · candy · Kentucky · office · your/you're
Sometimes it takes a village to raise an obese cat.
Sam spotted this somewhat presumptuous notice while house-hunting in South London. “We looked everywhere for the monster cat,” he says, to no avail. (Perhaps if you’d tried slipping a few opened tins of tuna fish in your pockets?)
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