Compared to the notes we usually see about food theft, Steven seems like a pretty reasonable guy. But isn’t “respectful stealing” still something of an oxymoron?
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How to respectfully steal my food
June 15th, 2011 · 30 Comments
Tags: bread · food · roommates · Seattle · stealing · that's disrespectful
The most inane thing since sliced bread
September 8th, 2010 · 76 Comments
Really, folks? You share a kitchen and a bathroom, and this is all you’ve got to complain about?
::sigh:: White bread problems…
![This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a fridge. You can't REFRIDGERATE [sic] TOAST!](https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4664990490_8651f4fc19.jpg "This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a fridge. You can't REFRIDGERATE [sic] TOAST!")
![Matt if you crinkle anymore [sic] bread I will put those pieces in your bed :)](https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4708162670_7e08de3374.jpg "Matt if you crinkle anymore [sic] bread I will put those pieces in your bed :)")
(Thanks to Sarah Jane in Australia and Michelle in Canada for submitting!)
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extra credit: Toasted Toast Post-it Notes [Amazon.com]
Tags: Australia · bread · roommates · siblings · smiley · spelling and grammar police · Waterloo
…and forgive us our trespasses
April 20th, 2009 · 162 Comments
Writes Kerry in Brooklyn: “I just moved into a new apartment, and they don’t have secured outside parking for bikes. My place is NYC-sized, so naturally I decided to lock one of my bikes to the banister right outside my door. Apparently that’s a big no-no in the building.”
Meanwhile, Melanie in Newport, Rhode Island spotted this on the lawn of the Salvation Army in her neighborhood, adding “I, for one, certainly applaud whomever had the baguettes to do such a thing.”
related: The first thing I did when I woke up
Tags: bicycle · bread · Brooklyn · food · neighbors
What Michael Moore didn’t show you in Sicko
July 11th, 2007 · 30 Comments
Annette in the U.K. calls this one “How to make toast in the NHS.”
Tags: bread · CAPS LOCK · danger · dishes · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy!!!! · hospitals & doctors · office · U.K.
The first thing I did when I woke up
June 16th, 2007 · 137 Comments
The third paragraph of the first e-mail is the brilliant part…though I’m gonna have to side with Michelle’s roommate on this one.
Adds Michelle: “that bread was fucking delicious.”
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