presenting — in honor of british cheese week — three approaches to cheese thievery:
Entries Tagged as 'cheese'
who moved my cheese?
September 29th, 2008 · 175 Comments
just doing their part to uphold the reputation of americans abroad
September 2nd, 2008 · 119 Comments
edward says this sign was posted on every floor and inside all the elevators at the hotel that headquartered ucla’s study abroad program in granada, spain last semester.
can you blame them? i mean, really — what a waste of perfectly good manchego!
Tags: actually totally reasonable · cheese · espana · exclamation-point happy! · noise · spain · university
encyclopedia brown and the case of the processed-food fiend
September 10th, 2007 · 84 Comments
as this example from winston-salem, n.c. shows: hell hath no fury like a lactose-loving office worker.
the thief might be depending on the fridge’s contents as a source of food, but mercy? don’t count on it.
Tags: cheese · itemized list · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · winston-salem
it must have been a pretty big bite
June 29th, 2007 · 145 Comments
an amazing one from brian in cleveland:
Tags: CAPS LOCK · cheese · cleveland · exclamation-point happy! · moms & dads · more aggressive than passive · office · office fridge · ohio · pleasantries as afterthought · preggers · questionable logic · spelling and grammar police · stealing

