Entries Tagged as 'food'
…because if there’s one thing you can do to
help the starving children of Africa, it’s to eat a cupcake. (Sigh.)
nobody wants the damn thing after you’ve taken a bite out of it. Don’t try to assuage your guilt/food issues by telling yourself that someone else will eat it.
The Nibbler — the plague of office breakrooms everywhere
Charity Navigator’s top-rated charities providing aid to victims of famine and drought in Africa
Tags: Arizona · cake · guilt trip · office · sad face · Tucson
Well done, Andy.
Tags: fridge · most popular notes of 2012 · sarcasm · TL;DR · yogurt
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie…what
are we going to do with you? Your coworkers seem a bit incensed.
Don’t worry, Deb — this one’s
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · food · Hawaii · most popular notes of 2012 · office fridge
Heidi says what started off as a simple request turned into a whiteboard snark-off at the natural foods store where she works in (where else?)
Your punishment for forgetting your reusable bags
Day in the Life of a Passive-Aggressive Vegan Grocery Store Clerk [mcsweeneys.net]
Tags: food · Oregon · Portland · unsolicited feedback
vending machine troll on the loose in Chicago!
The Candyman Can’t
Tags: candy · Chicago · smartass · vending machine drama
A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked her sandwich, leaving the empty bag behind.
“Being from the Creative Marketing department,” our submitter says, “she decided to fight back against the food thief with this.”
Creative approaches to food thievery
Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
Tags: Baton Rouge · food · stealing
Tommy in Norway isn’t the only one getting butt-hurt over butter.
From the U.K…
it’s beginning to look like this
butter crisis might be going global.
Meanwhile, in America…
A bitter butter battle
Tags: butter · licking · stealing
According to our submitter, Jason and his cake-baking wife are newlyweds. So…I guess the honeymoon’s over?
related: “I don’t need a birthday cake,” I said.
extra credit: Bruce Bogtrotter’s chocolate cake
Tags: birthday · cake · guilt trip · love & marriage
Would you care to furnish the last line of this haiku?
Lunch Bugs Anti-Theft Sandwich Bags
Tags: food · London · office fridge · smartass · stealing
Writes Heather in Kentucky: “I keep a basket of candy on my desk, but after having my candy basket completely cleaned out during the night shift on several occasions, I started locking it in my boss’s office overnight.”
A few mornings later, she arrived at her desk to find this oh-so-thoughtful note from one sugar-deprived night-shift worker.
This is a candy-optional office
Tags: "helpful" advice · candy · Kentucky · office · your/you're