PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Freudian shit http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 He likes it with the lights on. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/11/05/he-likes-it-with-the-lights-on/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/11/05/he-likes-it-with-the-lights-on/#comments Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:37:30 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16952 For your typographical titillation: a Friday quickie from Liz in Portland…

When exciting [sic] the bathroom please leave the light on.

related: You turned me on and left me.

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/11/05/he-likes-it-with-the-lights-on/feed/ 36 Perhaps it’s time for a little group therapy? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/19/perhaps-its-time-for-a-little-group-therapy/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/19/perhaps-its-time-for-a-little-group-therapy/#comments Mon, 19 May 2008 19:38:51 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=658 Our anonymous submitter spotted these notes in the shared kitchen of a “professional building” — one our submitter says is full of shrinks. Perhaps one of them could deduce whether “i.e. me” fits the DSM’s criteria for a diagnosis…or whether she’s just having a little trouble with her Latin.

i.e., me

related: eau dear
extra credit: “food odors at work” [chowhound.com]

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/19/perhaps-its-time-for-a-little-group-therapy/feed/ 111 Dr. Freud’s Salon Scatologica http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/30/dr-freuds-salon-scatalogica/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/30/dr-freuds-salon-scatalogica/#comments Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:08:40 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/30/dr-freuds-salon-scatalogica/ Presenting, for your analysis, this anonymous contribution from a hair salon in Bettendorf, Iowa (pop. 32,394). For the scatologically inclined vandal (and for Putz’s owner) the unconscious issues at play appear to be anything but borderline. College psych majors: care to address which stage of psychosexual development is associated with passive-aggressiveness?

To the Poop Planting Bandit

related: I can’t stand this shit anymore

UPDATE: Here’s a little more backstory on the situation from our note’s submitter. (Warning: this might confuse more than it illuminates.)

the owner of a salon i work at posted this for the individual that had placed dog poop in the corridor that is shared by other businesses. they left the feces in the hallway shortly after her and her st. bernard, putz, arrived to work. putz goes everywhere with her. for the past eight months he’s grown tremendously, and his massive size at this point has freaked out other store owners. putz sleeps in the back room and he has suburb potty training skills — and his owner always picks up after him.

the landlord approached her [re: the feces in the hallway] and said he was very bothered by the possible health code concern. he later told her not to worry about it, seeing how it was totally impossible for putz to let himself out the back door, take a dump in the corridor, then turn around and open the door to let himself back in.

someone kept tearing down her note, so she added the written message at the bottom.

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