Emily in Richmond, Virginia says this note was recently posted in her apartment building, “right next to a note complaining about a) the tenants in the building that have parties and don’t clean up the beer that gets left in the hallways and b) the laziness of the dog owners in the building that don’t [...]
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Launching a cannonball at the breeders
March 9th, 2010 · 264 Comments
Tags: exclamation-point happy! · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · kids · more aggressive than passive · neighbors · noise · richmond · spelling and grammar police
Kiss your mother with that mouth?
November 12th, 2009 · 103 Comments
As Lachlan in Melbourne points out, for 4 and 6 years old these kids have pretty good writing skills (with the exception of that little “hyph:-colon”). But lawdy, kids today and their language!
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh…
And in Philadelphia (as spotted by Tash, who is not a yuppie)…
related: the right to bear fruit
Tags: family · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · plants · xoxo
notes with character
June 12th, 2009 · 119 Comments
Because nobody says “I mean business” like…Donald Duck.
Except, perhaps, Mickey Mouse?
Writes our anonymous submitter in Toronto: “My sister went to do her laundry with her 2-year-old daughter who kept on saying ‘Mickey! Mickey!’” It seemed like random toddler babbling…until she saw the note.
related: how many wonders can one cavern hold?
extra credit: didn’t disney sue a [...]
Tags: california · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · laundry · not-so-veiled threats · out-of-context cartoon character · toronto
xoxo, your landlord
May 20th, 2009 · 210 Comments
Writes our submitter in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia: “A local candidate for county commissioner claimed that he was going to run the county like he runs his businesses.” (You know: straight talk, no bullshit, that kind of thing.)
So, if you were a Jefferson County voter, what would be your take on the guy based on [...]
Tags: fuck fuckity fuck fuck · garbage · landlord · west virginia
the ripped-off tabs are what get me
March 18th, 2009 · 154 Comments
veronica spotted this gloriously expressive exercise in futility stapled to a telephone pole near her home in san francisco. i totally forgive the double p in “apartment,” because dude, i know exactly how you feel.
also, the idea of someone ripping off one of those tabs and going “why yes, i will fuck myself!” is just [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · san francisco · stealing
No, Daddy, I asked for a Wii!
December 26th, 2008 · 68 Comments
Libby from Sydney, Australia found this note taped to the wall of the IGA supermarket in Newtown, Sydney. “Feeling sympathetic though somewhat amused, I took a photo of it — I didn’t really think it would be fair to take it with me.” (That is, of course, more than can be said for a certain [...]
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“swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning”
May 21st, 2008 · 111 Comments
writes bibs in tacoma, washington: “my sophomore year in college, i was placed in a campus house with six other girls i didn’t know. to say the least, we did not really get along, but we made a chore chart so we would all at least have a semi-clean house to live in.” at [...]
Tags: cleaning · excessive underlining · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · inappropriate word EMPHASIS · not cool · roommates · spelling and grammar police · tacoma · university · visual aids
some dating advice
May 16th, 2008 · 157 Comments
a breakup note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.
related: you oughta know
Tags: "helpful" advice · breakup · cleveland · ex drama · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive
I think it’s going to be a long long time
August 20th, 2007 · 198 Comments
Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)
Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · california · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · group bitchfest · irvine · shower · that shit is disgusting · university

