this notice was spotted by tom from cambridge, england in “the tiniest little toilet in my college hall” — so tiny, he says, there’s “barely enough room to fit a dog in there if you tried.” (but a few raw steaks? perhaps!)

(massive canine infestation: sharing the stage with the light brown apple moth debacle at [...]

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this ranks right up there with the notice from an aspiring personal-injury lawyer as one of my favorite roommate notes of all time.gillian in albany points out that the malapropism here (“i am the narcotic one”) was actually deliciously appropriate, because “she cleaned exactly like cocaine.”

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