Spotted by George outside his local church in East London:
related: He died for your clip art
Entries Tagged as 'God'
The Vicar of Glibly
February 6th, 2012 · 7 Comments
Tags: God · London · parking · you're like so going to hell
Got game?
January 23rd, 2012 · 30 Comments
While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
Tags: "helpful" advice · California · gaming · God · way harsh
So…atheists shop for free?
December 8th, 2011 · 43 Comments
Spotted by Analee at Houston’s annual Nutcracker Market, “a holiday shopping wonderland“…
related: No, He uses Vaseline.
Tags: God · guilt trip · Houston · retail hell · stealing
The Toilet Paper Manifesto
November 14th, 2011 · 90 Comments
When four people share one bathroom, true equity in toilet-paper purchasing is nearly impossible to come by without conflict.
Just take a look at the opening salvo issued at Laura’s apartment in Georgia:
…and the first response:
Your move, “Scott.”
related: Five approaches to TP maintenance
Tags: college life · Georgia · gloriously redundant · Jesus · p.s. · rebuttals · roommates · signed with love · smartass · toilet paper · visual aids
God may love you, but I can’t speak for the rest of the office
October 16th, 2011 · 63 Comments
Various religious-themed notes have been popping up all over our submitter’s workplace in Phoenix, Arizona. “Several co-workers have found these messages in their offices, stuck in between papers, and written on whiteboards,” she says, but so far no one has come forward to claim authorship.
One of most recent notes showed up in the office kitchen one morning.
![God Loves Your, Your [sic] Important to him, and you have Value in his Kingdom. —God Bless](http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6061/6154094064_99622c656d.jpg "God Loves Your, Your [sic] Important to him, and you have Value in his Kingdom. —God Bless")
Another note turned up beside it sometime after lunch.
![God Loves Your, Your [sic] Important to him, and you have Value in his Kingdom. —God Bless Poor grammar has no place in the Lord's Kingdom. :)](http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6206/6154094438_efcfc84f63.jpg "God Loves Your, Your [sic] Important to him, and you have Value in his Kingdom. —God Bless Poor grammar has no place in the Lord's Kingdom. :)")
Tags: God · irregular capitalization · office · Phoenix · smiley · spelling and grammar police · your/you're
Our Lady of Passive-Aggression
September 27th, 2011 · 35 Comments
“My friend and her mother have little exchanges like this via Facebook all the time,” says our anonymous submitter. “It’s always lovely to get these little peeks into their relationship.”
related: Best wishes, godless heathens!
Tags: Facebook · guilt trip · Jesus · Mother-daughter notes
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