PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Greenwich http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 We didn’t “steal” your muffin — we leveraged it http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/11/10/we-didnt-steal-your-muffin-%e2%80%94-we-leveraged-it/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/11/10/we-didnt-steal-your-muffin-%e2%80%94-we-leveraged-it/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:01:42 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9992 Sigh. Half the people in your department just got pink-slipped, your 401(k) is worth shit, and now, just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse…they’re coming for your muffin, too.

All in the name of shareholder value!

Stealing food, especially Muffins, is UNACCEPTABLE!

(Leaked by Sayf in Greenwich, Connecticut.)

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extra credit: Morgan Stanley cancels Christmas, jobs [dealbreaker]

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