Entries Tagged as 'group bitchfest'

sounds like you two deserve each other

September 21st, 2009 · 88 Comments

Danielle in Tampa, Florida found this note in the hallway of her apartment building. Writes Danielle: “I don’t know what the official story is, but I can assume that it is the same as every other ‘my roommate is a slob’ story. I’m a little confused about why this girl thought that leaving her garbage [...]

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Tags: garbage · group bitchfest · neighbors · roommates · tampa · university

all your baristas are belong to us

June 17th, 2008 · 160 Comments

spotted by weston in the backroom of a dallas starbucks: the coffee chain’s recipe for the “keep-our-employees-locked-in-petty-arguments-so-they-won’t-unionize-accino”!
(add one pump “disgruntled english lit ph.d.s” + one pump “functional illiterates”; shake well.)

related: an extra bold request
extra credit: starbucks gossip

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Tags: bathroom · group bitchfest · say wha? · spelling and grammar police · starbucks · towels · you call that a comeback?

yahoo! in the toilet? read the writing on the wall.

April 27th, 2008 · 50 Comments

what’s employee morale like inside yahoo’s sunnyvale headquarters, you might ask, amid all the chatter about coming layoffs, the possible microsoft takeover, and everything else? well, according to one anonymous yahoo! employee, in the toilet would be one place to look.
says our yahoo! tipster: “first they took away our right to stand on the toilets. [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · group bitchfest · office · raging against the machine · saga · silicon valley · toilet · yahoo

Facebook schoolyard smackdown

April 1st, 2008 · 104 Comments

“Vet school is a sea of studying, testing, drinking and most of all: DRAMA,” reports an anonymous vet-to-be in Ames, Iowa.
Of course, as New York magazine reports this week, Facebook is taking run-of-the-mill classroom sniping to a whole new level of micro-bitchiness. If you have the patience (or the Adderall) to follow it, our submitter [...]

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Tags: facebook · group bitchfest · iowa · kids today · saga

to the victor goes the bile

January 17th, 2008 · 59 Comments

ruben in oregon works for an apple reseller where the managers like to fire up the sales team with little competitions. (iphones don’t sell themselves, people! for that, you’ll have to hold out for version 2.0.) when josh, the store’s very own dwight schrute, was pronounced the winner of a recent contest, things unfolded pretty [...]

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Tags: confusion??? · group bitchfest · office · oregon · retail hell · whiteboard

Blame it on Coke

December 6th, 2007 · 163 Comments

Casey from Shreveport, Louisiana spotted this on the Coke machine in the office break room. she clarifies: “Henry G.’s comment is in reference to the increase in price, not Katie’s wanting more Coke Zero.”

Meanwhile, Breanna in L.A. saw this somewhat amusing notice in a liquor store on the corner of Hollywood and Wine. (“Did someone [...]

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Tags: coke · group bitchfest · it's not my fault · los angeles · office · raging against the machine · say wha? · shreveport · spelling and grammar police · vending

no bread and circuses! but maybe an ice cream social?

November 15th, 2007 · 163 Comments

“our CA (community advisor) posted this friendly note on our bathroom door,” says our submitter, a college student in milwaukee.
the dorm residents — apparently a libertarian-minded bunch — were pissed about frequent CAD (common area damage) charges for putting recyclables in the trash instead of the mandatory recycling bin. they took a break from ranking [...]

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Tags: awk abbrev · group bitchfest · itemized list · money · more aggressive than passive · raging against the machine · university · wisconsin

Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?

September 20th, 2007 · 335 Comments

Mona in Los Angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise Century City office building.  Says Mona, “Apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. My question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work?  Who does that?”
My question: Why are we letting Paris and Britney off the hook? If they actually [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · excessive underlining · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting

I think it’s going to be a long long time

August 20th, 2007 · 198 Comments

Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · california · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · group bitchfest · irvine · shower · that shit is disgusting · university

evidently, yes

August 2nd, 2007 · 42 Comments

 ellen in acton, mass. spotted this on the suggestion board at her gym.

at least they don’t have a mad bomber on the loose…yet.

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Tags: group bitchfest · gym · massachusetts · oh snap · spitting

Do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 89 Comments

Looks like both the Mad Bomber and Richard G. Sells have West-coast counterparts:

Grossed out? Yeah, me too. Blame Gregory in Los Angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: The Mad Bomber, Act 1: “Sorry about the language”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

priorities

June 6th, 2007 · 6 Comments

from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…thanks to liz for submitting!

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Tags: bathroom · group bitchfest · office · smiley · toilet · virginia

thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 12 Comments

(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)

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Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing

be curtius

May 23rd, 2007 · 9 Comments

The stolen item in question here? A serving of creamer.

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Tags: clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · office · office fridge · spelling and grammar police · stealing

No smelly foods

May 21st, 2007 · 17 Comments

It started with “no smelly foods,” says Kathleen, and escalated from there.

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Tags: excessive underlining · food · group bitchfest · microwave · odor · office

I spit in mine

May 20th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Spotted on the office fridge by Sam, who also brings us this little gem — the most precise vending-machine operating instructions ever written.

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · food · group bitchfest · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · stealing