PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » hair http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tangled http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/04/buckets-of-my-tears/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/04/buckets-of-my-tears/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:44:50 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20112 Julie in Milwaukee has been trying to drag her nine-year-old daughter to get a haircut for ages. The day of the planned trim, Mom found this prize bit of melodrama waiting on her bed.

Mom, Dad I love you but you can't cut my hair if you do I will never forgive you I love my hair and guess you don't love me enough to do what I want for a change [drawings:

related: A Mother’s Day Report Card

 

 

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/04/buckets-of-my-tears/feed/ 240 Sure, she’s dumb as a box of hair, but… http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/04/hair-recycling/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/04/hair-recycling/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 02:10:06 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19969 Apparently Meaghan’s roommates weren’t happy with how she disposed of her bang trimmings in the recycling bin. But c’mon, at least she didn’t leave em in the sink or the shower drain, right? Or…maybe she was confused about how the whole “locks of love” thing works? Or…aww, screw it. Can’t you bitches all just get along?

Hey bitch (Meaghan)! Hair is not recyclable! (I hope your new haircut looks really stupid!) -N & B

related: Dear mother of hair baby…

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/12/04/hair-recycling/feed/ 49 Mother of hair? Is that like mother of pearl? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/02/18/mother-of-hair-baby/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/02/18/mother-of-hair-baby/#comments Fri, 18 Feb 2011 06:02:21 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=17657 I’ll admit it: I had to read this note and the accompanying explanation about three times before I grasped that “hair baby” was supposed to refer to the leftover strands that someone in Tricia’s dorm keeps leaving in the shower drain.

Dear Mother of Hair Baby, Please take care of your disgusting little child, I'm tired of seeing it. I don't care if you love it with all your heat, I don't want to see it. If you care for it so much take the little varment [sic] to your room & care for it there. Your Truly, Disgusted

But speaking of babies…as Massimo noticed, this Boston-area Walgreens is apparently hoping to capitalize on your drunken New Years/Valentine’s Day sexual escapades. (Or else they’re just really, really curious?????)

BABIES????????????? FIND OUT HERE!!

related: Please clean ALL your feathers.

extra credit: The incredible hair baby of Manchester [Dailymail.co.uk]

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/02/18/mother-of-hair-baby/feed/ 69 Wigging out, daycare-style http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/20/wigging-out-daycare-style/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/20/wigging-out-daycare-style/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:01:01 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14063 “My 1-year-old likes to play with hair when she’s sleepy,” writes Michelle in Columbia, South Carolina…a habit which apparently didn’t go over so well at day care with the fair-haired Ms. Linda. [Hahahaha RAGE BLACKOUT emoticon!!!!]

Look Mom and Dad. I pulled out Ms. Linda's hair. Now we have to buy her a wig. :-)

related: We talked about the “stabbing” incident yesterday.

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/20/wigging-out-daycare-style/feed/ 110 Biebermania claims another innocent victim http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/15/biebermania-claims-another-innocent-victim/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/15/biebermania-claims-another-innocent-victim/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:31:56 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14034 “My grandmother has been telling my brother that his hair is too long for forever now,” our submitter in Texas writes, “and whenever she criticized his long hair, he’d tell her it was ‘in style.’”  Hello, loophole! Today Grandma left this clipping on the fridge for her grandson to find.

Seth-This was the boy's cut that is supposed to be the 'IN-CUT' now. Why don't you try it & surprise me while I'm gone!

(By the way, if you’ve managed to avoid contact with the tween set lately and had no idea that this Justin Bieber character is supposedly “the world’s biggest pop star” — you’re not alone.)

And Grandma, if Seth doesn’t take the hint, maybe you’ll have to try Star Magazine‘s trick?

related: The overly-friendly coworker: ruining your day since you held the door for her that one time

extra credit: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

The Justin Bieber Guide for Old People [gawker.com]

Justin Bieber’s “hair trick” [youtube]

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/15/biebermania-claims-another-innocent-victim/feed/ 126 There are only 10 types of people in the world…those who remember to bathe regularly, and those who don’t. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/09/24/there-are-only-10-types-of-people-in-the-worldthose-who-remember-to-bathe-regularly-and-those-who-dont/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/09/24/there-are-only-10-types-of-people-in-the-worldthose-who-remember-to-bathe-regularly-and-those-who-dont/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:34:44 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9748 “Neumont is a strictly computer-science college located on the second and third floors of an office building,” writes Jared in South Jordan, Utah. It’s therefore a point of pride for Neumonters that out of several hundred CS students, “there are [only] a few who seem to forget to shower for a few weeks at a time.”

Thanks to all Neumont U folks who were kind enough to shower and wash their hair today it made the elevator ride so great. Oh Except that one Guy who's hair has never been washed.

related: WoW, indeed

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/09/24/there-are-only-10-types-of-people-in-the-worldthose-who-remember-to-bathe-regularly-and-those-who-dont/feed/ 200 The hair-on-the-wall problem http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/02/youre-not-fooling-anyone/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/02/youre-not-fooling-anyone/#comments Sat, 03 May 2008 00:02:38 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=646 This note was posted in the girls’ toilets at a college dorm in Canberra, Australia.

ATTENTION: NO MORE APPLYING HAIR ON THE WALL CRAP! IT'S SIMPLY DISGUSTING AND CREEPY! OK, DON'T THINK YOU CAN FOOL ANYONE BY PUTTING YOUR HAI ALONG THE BLACK TILES NOW. T'S A FUCKING SHOWER, WHICH MEANS THE WATER IS RUNNING. WASH IT DOWN! YOUR MOM'S NOT HERE TO CLEAN FOR YOU.

Later, this note was slipped under the doors of everyone on the floor.

(Click to enlarge!)

one toilet for 26 people

related: Losing Lisa

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/05/02/youre-not-fooling-anyone/feed/ 75 Maybe you should switch to body wash? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/31/maybe-you-should-switch-to-body-wash/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/31/maybe-you-should-switch-to-body-wash/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:23:09 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/31/maybe-you-should-switch-to-body-wash/ At least that would make the roommate situation a little less hairy…

STOP USING MY BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER!

related: Losing Lisa

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/31/maybe-you-should-switch-to-body-wash/feed/ 89 What, no highlighting? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/26/what-no-highlighting/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/26/what-no-highlighting/#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:33:17 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/26/what-no-highlighting/ Our anonymous submitter in Dearborn, Michigan spotted this gem in a women’s restroom at her office of “several hundred financial and information technology professionals” — perhaps the future workplace of a “trifling” young UC-Berkeley student?

Unbelievable. Someone washed their HAIR in this sink, DONOT use until the cleaning lady cleans IT!!! Brushing your teeth and washing your hands, is normal, washing your hair is just plain NASTY and trifling! I hate to see what your house looks like!

related: I think it’s going to be a long long time

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/26/what-no-highlighting/feed/ 107 I think it’s going to be a long long time http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/20/i-think-its-going-to-be-a-long-long-time/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/20/i-think-its-going-to-be-a-long-long-time/#comments Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:01:35 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/20/i-think-its-going-to-be-a-long-long-time/ Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)

Here's my new decree: Everyone with rocket pubes has to put a fucking hairnet over their balls before entering the showers/bathrooms in the dorms. I was in the shower today, lathering, rinsing, a little repeating — and I look over at the plastic shower curtain. To my fucking amazement there is a pube at about shoulder level.

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/20/i-think-its-going-to-be-a-long-long-time/feed/ 194 Let’s start with some basic bathroom etiquette. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/01/let-me-help-you-out/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/01/let-me-help-you-out/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:41:27 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=155 “I was out of the country for a week, and when I came back, I found this gem taped to the bathroom mirror,” explains our anonymous submitter in New York City”" (a.k.a. ‘Pig’). ”I’ve since moved out of the apartment — after she accused me of peeing on the bathroom floor and into the non-existent bathroom air freshener, and I decided I couldn’t take any more of her.”

Let's start with some basic bathroom etiquette.

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