“My 1-year-old likes to play with hair when she’s sleepy,” writes Michelle in Columbia, South Carolina…a habit which apparently didn’t go over so well at day care with the fair-haired Ms. Linda. [Hahahaha RAGE BLACKOUT emoticon!!!!]
Entries Tagged as 'hair'
Wigging out, daycare-style
April 20th, 2010 · 110 Comments
Tags: Columbia · guilt trip · hair · kids · Moms & Dads · oh no you didn't · South Carolina · visual aids
Biebermania claims another innocent victim
April 15th, 2010 · 126 Comments
“My grandmother has been telling my brother that his hair is too long for forever now,” our submitter in Texas writes, “and whenever she criticized his long hair, he’d tell her it was ‘in style.’” Hello, loophole! Today Grandma left this clipping on the fridge for her grandson to find.
(By the way, if you’ve managed to avoid contact with the tween set lately and had no idea that this Justin Bieber character is supposedly “the world’s biggest pop star” — you’re not alone.)
And Grandma, if Seth doesn’t take the hint, maybe you’ll have to try Star Magazine‘s trick?
related: The overly-friendly coworker: ruining your day since you held the door for her that one time
extra credit: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber
The Justin Bieber Guide for Old People [gawker.com]
Justin Bieber’s “hair trick” [youtube]
Tags: a matter of taste · family · Grandma · hair · Texas · unsolicited feedback · visual aids
There are only 10 types of people in the world…those who remember to bathe regularly, and those who don’t.
September 24th, 2008 · 200 Comments
“Neumont is a strictly computer-science college located on the second and third floors of an office building,” writes Jared in South Jordan, Utah. It’s therefore a point of pride for Neumonters that out of several hundred CS students, “there are [only] a few who seem to forget to shower for a few weeks at a time.”
related: WoW, indeed
Tags: college life · elevator · hair · hygiene · thanks (but not really) · Utah
The hair-on-the-wall problem
May 2nd, 2008 · 75 Comments
This note was posted in the girls’ toilets at a college dorm in Canberra, Australia.
Later, this note was slipped under the doors of everyone on the floor.
(Click to enlarge!)
related: Losing Lisa
Tags: Australia · bathroom · Canberra · college life · hair · RA · shower · that's disgusting · Your mother doesn't...
Maybe you should switch to body wash?
March 31st, 2008 · 89 Comments
Tags: grow up · hair · hygiene · roommates · San Diego · shower · that's disgusting
What, no highlighting?
November 26th, 2007 · 107 Comments
Our anonymous submitter in Dearborn, Michigan spotted this gem in a women’s restroom at her office of “several hundred financial and information technology professionals” — perhaps the future workplace of a “trifling” young UC-Berkeley student?
Tags: bold underlined italics · CAPS LOCK · comma diarrhea · exclamation-point happy!!!! · hair · hygiene · Michigan · office
I think it’s going to be a long long time
August 20th, 2007 · 194 Comments
Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)
Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · California · college life · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · group bitchfest · hair · Irvine · most popular notes of 2007 · shower · that's disgusting
Let’s start with some basic bathroom etiquette.
June 1st, 2007 · 23 Comments
“I was out of the country for a week, and when I came back, I found this gem taped to the bathroom mirror,” explains our anonymous submitter in New York City”" (a.k.a. ‘Pig’). ”I’ve since moved out of the apartment — after she accused me of peeing on the bathroom floor and into the non-existent bathroom air freshener, and I decided I couldn’t take any more of her.”
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bathtub · hair · hygiene · New York · roommates · toilet
