PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » have a nice day http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Karma Police http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/12/karma-police/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/12/karma-police/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:16:27 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20834 This is what you get when you mess with us:

If you "attempt" to throw something away & miss or if the trashcan is already full & you pile it on top, or if the bag has fallen in & you don't fit it & just add your disgusting garbage to it, then WE HATE YOU! Don't worry about who "WE" are, just worry about cleaning up after yourself. IT IS BAD KARMA to leave your trash lying around!!! <3 the karma police have a nice day! :)

In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here!

SODA in H2O cups is BAD KARMA

Please help prevent bad karma: DO NOT flush feminine hygiene products. Place in waste basket. Thank you, Management.

(Thanks to Bonnie from North Carolina, Eric in California, and Paperback Writer in Pittsburgh for their submissions!)

 

related: Karma’s a bitch.

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/12/karma-police/feed/ 55 “Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts” http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/11/01/piece-out-our-imperfections-with-your-thoughts/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/11/01/piece-out-our-imperfections-with-your-thoughts/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:47:29 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11747 Writes Mike in Provo, Utah: “This is a letter my friend Liz found on the windshield of her car during the time she was dating her now-husband. They framed the note, and now have it proudly displayed in their living room.”

passiveaggressivenotes.com: nosy neighbors in provo, utah

related: A substance user and a player!

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/11/01/piece-out-our-imperfections-with-your-thoughts/feed/ 329 Love is a mixed-signals tape http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/08/25/love-is-a-mixed-signals-tape/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/08/25/love-is-a-mixed-signals-tape/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:49:14 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11370 Based on this Valentine — found by Matthew at his share house in London — I am citing Jane with a serious “misuse of mixtape” violation. (And “by the way,” talk about burying the lead!)

Jane, minxes like you are what keep the Seth Cohen/Landry Clarks of the world pining away for the unattainable Summer Roberts/Tyra Collettes of the world instead of making a go of it with the smart, punky, emotionally available girl with cute glasses who is so clearly the better choice. I reserve judgment on Gareth only because this note was found abandoned in a share house he no longer lives in, rather than being pressed into a scrapbook somewhere. Let’s hope he’s moved on from his infatuation with this unemployed little cock-tease.

Sorry, I don't actually fancy you, by the way! Have a nice day! Love, Jane

related: Textbook Dmitri

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