Entries Tagged as 'heart'

bun — er, pizza — in the oven

February 29th, 2008 · 120 Comments

zakir in montreal came home one night to find his roommate tristan ferociously scribbling this note for his other roommate, vincent. apparently, tristan was baking cookies on saturday night (aww) and when he turned on the stove, the entire apartment filled with smoke from the charred cardboard from vince’s frozen pizza. says zakir: “vincent’s […]

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Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · montreal · oven · pizza · smiley · south carolina · spelling and grammar police

so much for turning the other cheek

December 13th, 2007 · 137 Comments

thanks to sarah for capturing this delicious little slice of life from her christian college in illinois. (delicious like a quart of starbucks coffee almond fudge, not one measly little low-fat frappucino bar.)

related: but He took the wheel

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · heart · ice cream · illinois · irregular capitalization · jesus · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · touching · underlining · university · you call that punctuation? · you're like so going to hell

all i want is a room somewhere

November 19th, 2007 · 103 Comments

one loverly lady in illinois found this note on the door of her dorm room after a long day of classes. (the identity of the note-leaver is still a mystery, as is the meaning of the phrase “dollar sign flower slams easily.”)

adds our submitter: “when we had our next floor meeting, i did the not-so-passive […]

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Tags: door-slamming · heart · illinois · mean girls · signed with love · sleeping · thanks (but not really) · underlining · university · xoxo

is this what a post-post-feminist looks like?

August 15th, 2007 · 106 Comments

brandy in york haven, p.a. forgot to put water back in the fridge, she says, “and my boyfriend likes his cold water.” yikes.

also note the list of tasks for brandy and her boyfriend at upper right. um, so much for challenging gender stereotypes at home, huh?

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · heart · more aggressive than passive · pennsylvania · sig o · significant other · smiley · water · whiteboard

happy to be of service

June 27th, 2007 · 58 Comments

cassie in orlando is preschool teacher, and brings us this note posted by the school’s director. “i cannot help but be in awe of her after this note,” cassie says, and i have to agree.

a classic, no?

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Tags: "helpful" advice · heart · office · orlando · signed with love · sleeping · spelling and grammar police · underlining