PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » heartwarming compassion http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Gee, thanks for the support. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/08/your-marriage-is-doomed/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/08/your-marriage-is-doomed/#comments Mon, 09 May 2011 03:40:28 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18259 “My fiance and I are getting married on our nine-year anniversary of being together,” writes our bride-to-be from Las Vegas, Nevada. Before leaving town for her wedding and honeymoon, the office threw a small party in her honor, and everyone signed a card full of blessings and good wishes. Everyone, that is, except for one particular executive, who added his unsigned note of support on the back in his distinctive handwriting. Touching, no?

if it doesn't work out, we are always here for you

related: A greeting card for my son…and the harlot with whom he’s living in sin

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/08/your-marriage-is-doomed/feed/ 34 Please stop feeding the homeless http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/12/08/please-stop-feeding-the-homeless/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/12/08/please-stop-feeding-the-homeless/#comments Thu, 09 Dec 2010 01:59:41 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=17165 Now, our submitter Kenny doesn’t want to you to get the wrong idea about his buddy Lamar. Yes, Lamar drives an old church van, but he works at a piercing parlor — he’s not the kind of rabble-rouser who’d go around doing things like, say, “feeding the hungry.”

Apparently, however, one of Lamar’s neighbors in the Little Five Points neighborhood of Atlanta saw the van and concluded otherwise — leaving behind this disapproving note for him to meditate on.

PLEASE STOP FEEDING THE HOMELESS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU ARE DOING HARM TO Those of us Who live here. Take it to your on backyard. Thank you + Please —

related: Find somewhere else to sleep and piss

extra credit: Donate to the Metro Atlanta Task Force for the Homeless via PayPal

Donate to the National Alliance to End Homelessness via PayPal

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/12/08/please-stop-feeding-the-homeless/feed/ 247 The happiest place on Earth http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/01/20/the-happiest-place-on-earth/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/01/20/the-happiest-place-on-earth/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:22:45 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=12800 Josh (formerly of Abbotsford, B.C.) received this doozy of a postcard from his ex, completely out of the blue. “Apparently she wanted to let me know, after more than two years of separation and one year since the divorce was final, that she was really happy we’re not together,” Josh says.

(I’m gonna guess the feeling is mutual.)

Happy Holidays! So glad we're not together.

Adds Josh: “I too wondered why there was no postage mark from California, where the post card was supposedly mailed from. My ex lives in Olympia, Washington, so my guess is between Washington and B.C. there’s a lot of forgiveness.”

related: to have and to hold

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/01/20/the-happiest-place-on-earth/feed/ 141 Compassion in the workplace http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/23/compassion-in-the-workplace/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/09/23/compassion-in-the-workplace/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:30:36 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=11510 Spotted by Kirk at “a very high-end consulting firm” in Washington, D.C.

Classy, right?

to whomever is coughing

related: suck on this

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what is up with the coughing? take some drugs to take care of that, or blow your nose, or suck on a lozenge...whatever you got to do. the sound might be annoying to you, but keep in mind there are many other people in the office who have to hear that constantly.

related: Stay home!!!

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/02/09/suck-on-this/feed/ 99 And what’s your Christmas wish? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:04:06 +0000 kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/20/and-whats-your-christmas-wish/ Two heartwarming notes brimming with compassion and holiday cheer!

If you're found sleeping on this porch, we will not disturb you or ask you to leave...we'll just call the police and have them haul your homeless ass away...so find somewhere else to sleep and piss

If you dog continues to bark past midnight, I will break into your home, steal it, and feed the little fucker to the homeless on Pearl Street. Happy Holidays

related: a holiday wish

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