Entries Tagged as 'holiday spirit'

jerk-o-lanterns

October 29th, 2009 · 156 Comments

Chris in Valdosta, Georgia came home last Halloween Eve to find this friendly reminder taped to every mailbox in his quiet little cul-de-sac. (”It’s a little worse for wear,” Chris explains, “because I ripped it off and stomped it on a few times before scanning it.”)

The underlying message, interestingly enough, actually isn’t all that different [...]

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Tags: holiday spirit · jesus · roommates · you're like so going to hell

so much for that whole fasting thing…

September 27th, 2009 · 172 Comments

jen in tallahassee, florida found this posted on the fridge in her synagogue’s kitchen. “we’ve tried many things to prevent missing food from this refrigerator,” jen says. “we’ve even installed a lock so that only certain people with keys can get into the refrigerator…and yet, the problem continues.”

related: the PANtheistic approach

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Tags: god · heart · holiday spirit

the patron(izing) saint of roommates

September 1st, 2009 · 91 Comments

carmen in washington, d.c. says she and her roommates suffered for months at the hands of this “crazy, obsessive-compulsive who made our lives miserable.” by the end of the fall semester, carmen says, the house was a near-war zone, and the girl finally moved out. “around the time she was packing up her things, we [...]

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Tags: a little patronizing · cleaning · holiday spirit · mean girls · roommates · thanks (but not really) · university

the easter bunny is such a passive-aggressive little fucker

April 9th, 2009 · 94 Comments

(thanks to graham in cambridge, mass.)
related: i can has guilt trip?
extra credit: pope’s easter message mostly passive-aggressive guilt trip

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Tags: cleaning · fridge · holiday spirit · roommates

the future homeowners’ association presidents of america

January 28th, 2009 · 119 Comments

complaining about how stores put up holiday decorations earlier and earlier every year is neck-and-neck with the over-or-under toilet paper debate for the title of “most tiresome pet peeve kept alive by syndicated newspaper advice columnists and lite-fm morning djs.”
but if you want to get into some seriously self-righteous shit, just bring up “those people [...]

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Tags: holiday spirit · university · whiteboard

and a happy new year to you!

January 2nd, 2009 · 39 Comments

just a humble suggestion for 2009…

(spotted by charles in minneapolis)

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Tags: holiday spirit · minneapolis · minnesota · office · parking

putting the “x” in “xmas”

December 29th, 2008 · 87 Comments

“my family moved out of the house we grew up in seven years ago, and our old neighbor sent us this christmas card,” writes gloria in los angeles. (gloria herself seems to have made a particularly strong impression…)

meanwhile, in providence, r.i., jessica’s aunt seems to be doing her best to put the “x” in “x-mas.”

related: [...]

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Tags: "forgot" · family · holiday spirit · los angeles · neighbors · signed with love

p.p.s. do you really have a belly like a bowl full of jelly? if so, you might want to lay off the cookies

December 24th, 2008 · 42 Comments

writes lisa in orlando: “my 8-year-old daughter was concerned about all the pictures of santa portraying him with a whip. she wrote him this letter thinking he might appreciate her helpful advice on taking care of his animals.”

related: no girls allowed

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Tags: "helpful" advice · florida · holiday spirit · kids · orlando · p.s. · signed with love

or just jewish

December 23rd, 2008 · 60 Comments

writes alex in denver: “last year, my roommate luke got frustrated that our undecorated tree was still sitting in the basement on christmas eve. we decided to get retribution by moving the tree into his room.”

happy hannukah, everyone!

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Tags: denver · holiday spirit · roommates · whiteboard

just wait ’til he finds out the truth about the whole “fat guy down the chimney” thing

December 22nd, 2008 · 85 Comments

sarah from san fran was taking a little stroll in berkeley, california last december when she saw a house that clearly belonged to the “more is more” school of holiday decorating.
you know the type: “giant candy canes, red bows, lights, even one of those life-sized plastic snow globes that blows confetti snow all around inside [...]

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Tags: guilt trip · holiday spirit · moms & dads · stealing · vandalism

all i want for christmas

December 16th, 2008 · 56 Comments

writes monica in salt lake city, utah: “the hip abduction machine has been broken at my local gym for almost the entire year. the powers that be claim it will be fixed ’soon,’” monica says, but it looks like one fellow gym-goer decided to take up the issue with an even higher power.

related: evidently, yes

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Tags: gym · holiday spirit · salt lake city · utah

thx for your honesty

November 27th, 2008 · 83 Comments

happy thxgiving, everyone!

related: it takes a “genius” to come up with a potluck theme like this one

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Tags: holiday spirit · office · party planning committee · san francisco

and a happy halloween to you, too

October 31st, 2008 · 92 Comments

spotted by lange from cambridge, mass. while campaigning for obama in new hampshire. says lange: “decided against bugging them with our political spiel. (we assumed they were obama supporters anyway.)”

meanwhile, corporate belt-tightening isn’t going over so well with the office grunts this halloween.  “this was the response to the environment/holiday committee’s lack of halloween candy [...]

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Tags: New Hampshire · holiday spirit · los angeles · office · oregon · party planning committee

you were warned never to push carrie to the limits.

October 29th, 2008 · 192 Comments

now you must face the evil bitchy consequences.

related: pumpkin with a death wish

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Tags: TLDR · facebook · holiday spirit · not-so-veiled threats

why is it that on this night we’re, like, allowed to eat carbs?

April 20th, 2008 · 46 Comments

you gotta love my grandma cookie — she’s always looking out for my figure!

(this is why the seder calls for the drinking of four cups of wine.)
related: too many
extra credit: our stomachs, ourselves [heeb]

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Tags: animated fucking e-card · holiday spirit · jewish grandma

the fruitcake’s in the mail

April 15th, 2008 · 103 Comments

“not long before i left my previous job writing reviews of video games, i got this little gem from someone involved in the production of a game i didn’t exactly care for,” alex says. “game-makers bitching about reviews is nothing new, but rarely do they do it with as much sarcastic flair as this one [...]

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · e-mail · holiday spirit · sarcasm · thanks (but not really)

i can has guilt trip?

April 2nd, 2008 · 115 Comments

writes jake in los angeles: “at home for christmas (in greenville, s.c.) i mentioned in passing that i would ‘try’ to make it home for easter, which is what most southern refugee children with guilt complexes tell their doting mothers even though both sides know said child has no intention of showing up to hide [...]

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Tags: guilt trip · holiday spirit · moms & dads · south carolina · southern charm

two birds with one snowman

February 20th, 2008 · 56 Comments

while other passive-aggressives plow through post-its with wild abandon, the caretaker of kale’s building in winnipeg has a more economical style.

p.s. vetta, i think the only thing that would make me love this note more is if your postscript began with “i wish…”
related: and what’s your christmas wish?

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Tags: garbage · holiday spirit · p.s.

happy new year!

December 31st, 2007 · 46 Comments

(and much love to robin in sydney!)

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Tags: drizzunk · holiday spirit · spelling and grammar police · sydney

well, ho ho ho

December 23rd, 2007 · 88 Comments

as we’ve seen this week, notes re: the neighbor’s constantly barking dog often end up being less passive-aggressive and more out-and-out aggressive. but as matt noticed, this san francisco resident was able to put a festive holiday spin on the old not-so-veiled threat.

related: oh, the irony 

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Tags: dogs · holiday spirit · neighbors · noise · san francisco