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Have you and your kids had “The Talk?”

January 23rd, 2015 · 72 Comments

Something to consider the next time you consider staying at a Holiday Inn Express on your next family vacation…

Sounds like you guys had a great night. Congratulations. Just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to, at 3 am, have the conversation with my 7 year old son with autism that no one was coming through the wall and the people next door aren't really hurt. It was really awesome. Have a great day. #thishotelhasthinwalls

When I first saw the above note on reddit, I experienced a bit of déjà vu. It took me a sec to figure out why…

Bears, birds, and bees at Glacier National Park

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Tags: hotels · sex sex sex · thanks (but not really) · Won't somebody think of the children?

Discover nature at a National Park!

August 27th, 2014 · 69 Comments

By day: bears. By night: bird & bees. Gee, you’re right, Glacier National Park does sound like a pretty educational experience. (You’re welcome, notewriter!)

Dear neighbors, When taking our children to such a breathtaking park, we hoped they would learn a lot. We had no idea they could learn so much at the hotel too. Last night, for example, they learned that headboard pounding, drunken sex might annoy neighbors in six rooms, but at least it will only last three minutes. 10:38 to 10:41 to be exact. The early morning vomiting was the best lesson of all. Cheers!

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