Entries Tagged as 'hygiene'

maybe you should switch to body wash?

March 31st, 2008 · 83 Comments

at least that would make the roommate situation a little less hairy…

related: losing lisa

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Tags: hair · hygiene · roommates · san diego · shower · that shit is disgusting

(or burn)

February 12th, 2008 · 108 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter from canada: “i lived with these girls for a year, but about six to eight months in things started to get a little strange.” if our submitter had any doubts about how her roommates felt about her, however, the to-do lists that appeared on the fridge the weekend she was moving […]

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Tags: hygiene · mean girls · roommates

wow, indeed.

November 22nd, 2007 · 58 Comments

you might think a hermit-like warcraft addict would make the ideal roommate (no noisy sex, no hogging the remote…) but as this little piece of passive-aggressive gold demonstrates, there are some other issues to contend with. like, say, the stench.

(from an anonymous submitter in portland, oregon.)
related: let me help you out

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · gaming · get a life · hygiene · portland · roommates · smell

are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?

September 20th, 2007 · 309 Comments

mona in los angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise century city office building. says mona, “apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. my question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? who does that?” my question: why are we letting paris and britney off […]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting · underlining

hand-washing for non-believers

June 8th, 2007 · 18 Comments

explains our anonymous submitter in st. louis: “i just lost my job at [giant pharmaceutical company]. i was feeling rather passive-aggressive, so i tore this flyer down from the inside of the bathroom stall. it has been there for over three years.”

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Tags: bathroom · clip art catastrophe · danger · hygiene · missouri · office · touching · underlining