Entries Tagged as 'spitting'

spit & vinegar

May 3rd, 2009 · 196 Comments

writes matt in los angeles: “i went to get some of the 2% milk i keep in our communal work fridge for my coffee, and BAM! — front and center was this lovely.”

related: and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night

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Tags: heart · los angeles · office fridge · rebuttals · spitting · thanks (but not really)

southern comfort

January 18th, 2009 · 121 Comments

though the issue might not be top of mind for sophisticated and urbane readership of this website, let this serve as your warning: should you find yourself in, say, fayetteville, arkansas (like melissa, a california transplant currently attending the u of a) you’ll soon realize how important it is to lay down the law with [...]

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Tags: all-staff e-mail · arkansas · baltimore · garbage · southern charm · spelling and grammar police · spitting

and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night

November 30th, 2008 · 77 Comments

how’d you like to be flatmates with dianne in london? cos i’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…

related: clarifying motion #2

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Tags: bathroom · drizzunk · hygiene · london · roommates · spitting · u.k.

where angels fear to spit

February 13th, 2008 · 70 Comments

from an anonymous heathen in washington, d.c.:

related: it must have been a pretty big bite

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Tags: bold underlined italics · d.c. · exclamation-point happy! · neighbors · smoking · spelling and grammar police · spitting

evidently, yes

August 2nd, 2007 · 42 Comments

 ellen in acton, mass. spotted this on the suggestion board at her gym.

at least they don’t have a mad bomber on the loose…yet.

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Tags: group bitchfest · gym · massachusetts · oh snap · spitting

commenter confessions: dealing with office thieves

June 1st, 2007 · 18 Comments

re: “you left evidence”, Good Soul says:

In 2001, I solved a “disappearing food” problem without these little notes. For some time (3 weeks or so), I bought some very nice food, put my name on it with a “do not touch — not for human consumption!” sign, and watched it disappear. I also [...]

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Tags: food · office · office fridge · spitting · stealing · touching

gentrification is insanit(ar)y

May 28th, 2007 · 21 Comments

this sign (spotted by seamus in noe valley, san fran) is sort of a west coast version of this, no? again, more crazy than passive-aggressive, but too good to pass up.

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Tags: california · excessive underlining · more aggressive than passive · more like crazy · san francisco · spitting