writes matt in los angeles: “i went to get some of the 2% milk i keep in our communal work fridge for my coffee, and BAM! — front and center was this lovely.”
related: and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night
writes matt in los angeles: “i went to get some of the 2% milk i keep in our communal work fridge for my coffee, and BAM! — front and center was this lovely.”
related: and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night
Tags: heart · los angeles · office fridge · rebuttals · spitting · thanks (but not really)
though the issue might not be top of mind for sophisticated and urbane readership of this website, let this serve as your warning: should you find yourself in, say, fayetteville, arkansas (like melissa, a california transplant currently attending the u of a) you’ll soon realize how important it is to lay down the law with [...]
Tags: all-staff e-mail · arkansas · baltimore · garbage · southern charm · spelling and grammar police · spitting
how’d you like to be flatmates with dianne in london? cos i’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…
related: clarifying motion #2
Tags: bathroom · drizzunk · hygiene · london · roommates · spitting · u.k.
from an anonymous heathen in washington, d.c.:
related: it must have been a pretty big bite
Tags: bold underlined italics · d.c. · exclamation-point happy! · neighbors · smoking · spelling and grammar police · spitting
 ellen in acton, mass. spotted this on the suggestion board at her gym.
at least they don’t have a mad bomber on the loose…yet.
Tags: group bitchfest · gym · massachusetts · oh snap · spitting
re: “you left evidence”, Good Soul says:
In 2001, I solved a “disappearing food” problem without these little notes. For some time (3 weeks or so), I bought some very nice food, put my name on it with a “do not touch — not for human consumption!” sign, and watched it disappear. I also [...]
Tags: food · office · office fridge · spitting · stealing · touching
this sign (spotted by seamus in noe valley, san fran) is sort of a west coast version of this, no? again, more crazy than passive-aggressive, but too good to pass up.
Tags: california · excessive underlining · more aggressive than passive · more like crazy · san francisco · spitting