PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » I’m telling on you! http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The neighborhood warning wagon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:33:07 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16596 Upon moving into their new college house this fall, Danny and his roommates at Boston College received this delightfully punctuated welcome letter from their next door neighbor — delivered via U.S. Postal Service, no less.

I, for one, can’t wait ’til the Ben Affleck adaptation comes out. We’ll have a “late night beer party” to celebrate!

Welcome to our neighborhood, I just wanted to let you know, that your house has been over the years had really bad police reports on late nigh beer parties! (10 PM to almost all night) Please keep in mind that this neighborhood will not tolerate "late night parties" Which includes: yelling, talking loud on back porches and your back yard and loud friends that visit! Especially this Labor Day Weekend! I understand that you college kids like to drink and have fun, but! After 10 PM if noise is too loud, police will be called, there are alot of elderly, kids and families in this area that will not tolerate this bullshit! I know Bill Mills very well (BC College) and if you guys "act up"! Calls will be made! Please show some respect in our neighborhood and keep the noise level low! If not! Police will be called! Have a good school year and be good neighbors, ok?

(P.S.) THIS INCLUDES

related: Passive voice abuse

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/feed/ 157 Sincerely, Mr. Ed http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/15/sincerely-mr-ed/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/15/sincerely-mr-ed/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:09:58 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9296 Our anonymous submitter in California — pleading innocence — says she was singled out with this note in a barn that houses 60 other horses and their hay.

Sincerely, Mr. Ed

This note’s lack of obvious sitcom-ish puns — with the exception of “breeding good vibes” — makes me think that maybe I’ve been doing this too long…or perhaps that I haven’t been giving horses enough credit.

related: four legs good, two legs bad
extra credit: fourteen passive-aggressive appetizers [thenewyorker.com]

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