despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
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despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
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This just in: starving unborn children aren’t the only casualties of office fridge lunch thievery. As one anonymous New Yorker reports, now the sick and the infirm are being picked off, too!
(Thank you kindly? Best wishes? Hungry on the 12th floor, you kill me.)
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