Entries Tagged as 'jersey'

is nothing sacred?

January 5th, 2008 · 135 Comments


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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · jersey · roommates · thanks (but not really)

when nature calls

January 2nd, 2008 · 104 Comments

i thought it was pretty crazy when jessie sent in this sign from a thrift store in wilmington, north carolina a few months back…

then ashley sent in this eerily similar note from a thrift store in barnegat, new jersey. seriously, what is it about thrift stores that makes people want to shit in the fitting [...]

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Tags: jersey · north carolina · retail hell · that shit is disgusting · wilmington

be informed, homeland security will be

November 6th, 2007 · 190 Comments

PES picked this note out of an apartment building in newark, nj in 2004 because he loved the paragraph, which is oh-so-amazing. add in the peculiar diction and the glorious redundancy of it all, and you’ve got one fucking delicious note.

p.s. for more deliciousness, be sure to check out the stop-motion shorts at eatpes.com.

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · gloriously redundant · graffiti · jersey · landlord · loitering · newark · not-so-veiled threats · questionable logic · shameless meme-mongering · smoking

3 cents for the saliva

October 1st, 2007 · 89 Comments

thanks to gina in flemington, n.j. for forwarding along these e-mails between a coworker and her former roommate regarding a $22 gas bill. click to enlarge!

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Tags: e-mail · jersey · just wondering · money · rebuttals · roommates

i can’t stand this shit anymore

July 25th, 2007 · 48 Comments

semarr prefaces this submission by saying: “i realize it’s not particularly *passive* aggressive, but in context it became so.” she explains:
“there were 8 people living in the house. one of them collected shelter cats and kept them in the basement. i found this note when I had come home from work very late at night. [...]

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Tags: cats · excessive underlining · jersey · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · shit · that shit is disgusting · whiteboard