seriously, how much do you want to _____ this guy in the _____ right now?  (you fill in the blank)

next year, i think this guy and this girl should collaborate on a gigantic fucking birthday pity party.
related: you know, i’m getting input here that is relatively hostile
extra credit: facebook is for narcissists

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k, so court in michigan met this guy out at a bar. he seemed harmless enough, but court knew right he wasn’t her type. still, she didn’t have the heart to give him a flat-out “no” when he asked for her number. (she couldn’t give him a fake one, either, ’cause he the did the [...]

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if you’re looking for a few “free tips” about online dating, our anonymous submitter could give you a few.

related: really though — carnations?

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