Entries Tagged as 'kansas'

a little advice for the ladies

February 12th, 2009 · 100 Comments

…courtesy of the hapless young lads of north america.
as documented by kimberlee in lawrence, kansas:

and by grant in toronto, canada:

happy breakup season, everyone!
related: some dating advice

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Tags: "helpful" advice · battle of the sexes · canada · kansas · kinda creepy · toronto

we all need somebody to hate on

June 4th, 2008 · 152 Comments

“working in a university library, you get used to a lot of ‘quirky’ personalities,” says our anonymous submitter in manhattan, kansas, “but so far, this is the only one that has decided to put pathology to paper.”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · exclamation-point happy! · kansas · nonsensical spacing · plants · touching · university

killer cookie dough

June 20th, 2007 · 34 Comments

writes lauren in kansas: “my roommate is known for her notes towards me and our other roommate. we never touch each others food as is but i guess she felt the need to threaten us to keep it that way.”

lauren adds: “inside the box? a ton of containers of frozen cookie dough.”

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Tags: die bitch die · exclamation-point happy! · food · kansas · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · signed with love · stealing