because it’s monday and you’re so thrilled to be back at work, i though it was as appropriate a time as any to bring you these little gems from the columbia, kentucky and melbourne, australia campuses, respectively, of the university of what the fuck.

(and commenters, please note the enormous exercise of restraint demonstrated by the [...]

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writes our anonymous submitter from kentucky: “I work at a gym. I was checking the women’s locker room to make sure it wasn’t a fetid stinkpit (it wasn’t) when I saw three of these lying on the counter. i went to throw them out and found a whole mess of them in the trashcan, too.”

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one of these notes is from los angeles; one is from lexington, kentucky. can you guess which is which?

(thanks to eve in kentucky and natalie in l.a. for submitting.)

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