Entries Tagged as 'kitchen'
September 24th, 2014 · 27 Comments
Suzanne’s office in Chicago is filled with lots of so-called “creatives” — you know, the types who are too busy working on BIG IDEAS to deal with the banalities of, say, dirty dishes. Finally, someone decided it would take a real heavyweight to draw some attention to the problem.
related: Right/wrong justified
Tags: Chicago · kitchen · office
Writes our submitter in Washington, DC: “In my time at my job, the only real evacuations we’ve had are for the Virginia Earthquake, and, now, a microwave popcorn incident. While another floor was responsible, multiple members of my department took this as an opportunity to make statements about the frequent state of our very own sad microwave. I think this is a fine example of how a committed team can work together to create a masterpiece.”
(just click the photo above to enlarge)
related: Especially Deborah
Tags: D.C. · microwave · popcorn · that's a fire hazard
Writes Julia, a student at an evangelical university in Indiana: “In our graduate student offices, there are more crusty dishes and microbial communities to be found than in the labs next door. After four weeks of mugs, oatmeal bowls and lunch containers had built up, one lad took the most effective course of action and posted this encouraging note for us single ladies to know what it takes to catch ourselves a guy just like him.”
related: Life at a Christian college
Tags: battle of the sexes · dishes · God
What’s tackier than a pimp cup crusted in rhinestones? How bout a pimp cup crusted in last weekend’s purple drank?
related: That’s punny
Tags: dishes · roommates
Who knew? Just add water to your ramen, and you end up with…ramen.
But leave it alone and you get…a hot ramen dance party!
This just in: According to our Seattle submitter, two of his office mates have started fires trying to microwave dry ramen. (NO PARTY FOR YOU!)
related: Four horsemen…and a microwave
Tags: clip art catastrophe · microwave · office · Seattle · that's a fire hazard
Ever wonder how MIT undergrads spend their free time? Well, thanks to Benjamin in Boston, you have your answer:
related: How’s that for a group effort?
Tags: college life · dishes · most popular notes of 2013 · note wars · smartass
Rachel in California says the breakroom at her office hasn’t caused many problems in the past, but a recent wave of new hires has changed that. “The last time I opened the microwave it was stuffed with paper towels, the walls were slathered in orange goop, and it smelled like rotting horse flesh.” (In other words, like a frozen lasagna from Tesco?)
related: Someday, when society has all but crumbled around you…
Tags: California · cleaning · microwave · office
September 23rd, 2013 · 23 Comments
Well, he has a point.
…but then again, what good passive-aggresive note pays attention to silly things like “reason” or “logic”?
related: An academic epidemic
Tags: dishes · office · rebuttals · warning
September 18th, 2013 · 23 Comments
Move it along, stoners…
And while you’re at it…
(Thanks to Cindy in Spokane and Anonymous in Queens submitting!)
related: Yo, hemphead!
Tags: dishes · drugs · flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens
Our submitter in Fort Collins, Colorado was a bit taken aback at the site of this local business’s breakroom. “The level of commitment dedicared to naming and creating backstories for the appliances was…mindboggling,” she says.
Indeed, my mind has been boggled.
related: The Needy Little Dishwasher
Tags: anthropomorphism · blitzkrieg approach · clip art catastrophe · Colorado · dishwasher · fridge · kitchen · microwave · office · TL;DR