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Entries Tagged as 'kitchen'
Oh look, Reddit exploded in the kitchen.
June 19th, 2013 · No Comments
Tags: cats · kitchen · Los Angeles · note wars · office · shameless meme-mongering
The Clean Section
June 12th, 2013 · 41 Comments
Tags: dishes · London · meta · rebuttals · roommates
Please don’t feed the engineers
June 11th, 2013 · 19 Comments
At first glance, I definitely thought was one of those “don’t feed the zoo animals” signs. But then, whoa, an Aussie 180! Roz in Perth says the “fairly militant kitchen brigade” at her office posts notes like this all over the kitchen.
related: The saddest zoo in the world
Tags: Australia · dishes · office
Wake up, Mixer. You’re in the Matrix.
June 4th, 2013 · 29 Comments
Oh look, another sentient kitchen appliance. This time, with allergies.
(As spotted by Julie in her Provo, Utah college cafeteria.)
related: The very needy dishwasher
Tags: anthropomorphism · kitchen · Provo · smartass
Señor Tapatío gets told.
March 3rd, 2013 · 47 Comments
Writes Randahl in Boise, Idaho: “I love me some Tapatío, and sometimes I forget to put it back in the fridge. My wife thought Mr. Tapatío should know his place.”
related: Eat it; love it. Got it?
Tags: fridge · heart · Idaho · love & marriage · xoxo
No Soup for You!
February 11th, 2013 · 79 Comments
Writes Jonathan in the UK: “Nick, bless him, diligently cleans the office microwave when he’s at work every Sunday morning. By Monday, the smell of bleach has usually gone. However, I think the latest soup splattering may have pushed him over the edge.”
Tags: food · microwave · office · U.K.
Duh-runk
January 20th, 2013 · 26 Comments
Our submitter, Steffany, says she found this abandoned burrito in the microwave and set it on the table. When she woke up the next morning, she says, “my roommate had left me this a bitchy note…so I left one for her.”
related: Haterade on the rocks, with a twist
Tags: college life · drizzunk · food · Kansas · microwave · Oops? · roommates
The Craft Services DTs
January 16th, 2013 · 47 Comments
Our anonymous submitter in L.A. says this opus was posted at the kitchen of a production company working on a network television show…where at least two people seem to have too much time on their hands.
related: Dear Desperate for Salad
Tags: cleaning · kitchen · Los Angeles · TL;DR
Sink squatters
December 10th, 2012 · 23 Comments
Spotted, appropriately enough, in New York’s Theater District (though I guess Hell’s Kitchen would have made sense, too):
related: Toy Story meets The Office
Tags: anthropomorphism · dishes · New York · office
Fish cookies, anyone?
December 6th, 2012 · 60 Comments
It was a Friday and Meredith in Lexington, Massachusetts was pretty much running on auto-pilot when she made the mistake of microwaving leftover tacos for lunch — FISH tacos. Much to her horror, Meredith says, “The smell immediately permeated the office and got everyone talking and wondering who had committed one of the worst office kitchen taboos — second only to burned microwave popcorn.”
In an attempt to make things right, Meredith says, “I then asked some software engineers, who like to bake frozen cookie dough in the toaster oven, if they would help me cover up my secret shame by baking some sweet-smelling cookies. This is the note they left for all to see.”
related: To spray or not to spray?; Eau dear
Tags: etiquette · fish · Massachusetts · microwave · odor · office · oh no you didn't · public shaming




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