PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » oven http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bun — er, pizza — in the oven http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/29/bun-er-pizza-in-the-oven/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/29/bun-er-pizza-in-the-oven/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:33:35 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/29/bun-er-pizza-in-the-oven/ Zakir in Montreal came home one night to find his roommate, Tristan ferociously scribbling this note for his other roommate, Vincent.  Apparently, Tristan was baking cookies on Saturday night (aww) and when he turned on the stove, the entire apartment filled with smoke from the charred cardboard from Vince’s frozen pizza.

Says Zakir: “Vincent’s reply to the note was gold. He yelled: ‘Well, maybe next time you should CHECK the oven before you turn it on….WHAT IF THERE WAS A BABY IN THERE?!’ and then slammed his door behind him.”

Vince. Let this be a message to your other pizza cardboards. Take your cardboards out of the oven! -Tristan

Adds Zakir: “I’m not sure if those are hearts or flames all over the note, but I do know Tristan‘s face was scrunched with anger as he wrote it.”

Meanwhile, in Clemson, S.C…there is a baby in that oven.

This [redacted]'s pizza. [Redacted] is pregnant. If you know what is best for you, you will not eat a pregnant women's [sic] food. :) Love, ME!!

related: must have been a pretty big bite

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/29/bun-er-pizza-in-the-oven/feed/ 125 Recipe for roommate discord http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/17/recipe-for-roommate-discord/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/17/recipe-for-roommate-discord/#comments Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:55:22 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/17/recipe-for-roommate-discord/ Our anonymous submitter in Detroit tells us his roommate is a repeat offender when it comes to passive-aggressive note-leaving. This time around, he went with a note AND a text message. (“And it’s not even my fault!” our submitter protests.)

The oven was left on 450 again. Don't use the oven if you can't turn it OFF

related: Text me at work if you want to talk!

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