This is just…a thing of beauty.
related: You don’t mess with Bob Mess.
Entries Tagged as 'knocking'
No, thank YOU, Boss Lady of 75
November 25th, 2012 · 38 Comments
Tags: exclamation-point happy!!!! · knocking · Sacramento · so this is a thing? · that's disrespectful · unnecessary "quotation marks"
Teacher says, every time a bell rings…
November 20th, 2012 · 39 Comments
“There have been a lot of missionaries coming to our apartment building lately,” our submitter says, and apparently the occupants of Unit 307 have had enough of it. Adds our submitter: “I thought the Jesus Band-aids were a nice touch.”
Tags: California · God · Jesus · knocking
Wake me up, Scotty!
June 10th, 2010 · 105 Comments
Too busy to microwave your morning serving of saturated fat? No worries! If you’re a New Yorker, you can get your “special diet food” delivered right to your door. Or, um, your neighbors’ doors.
Our anonymous submitter can vouch for the note’s veracity. First of all, she says, the McDonalds is literally one block away from the apartment building. “But what’s worse,” she says, “is that the dude didn’t give his apartment number, so the delivery guy just started banging on random people’s doors and yelling ‘Scotty!’ in the hallway. At 7 AM!”
Tags: food · knocking · McDonalds · neighbors · New York · noise · thanks (but not really)
You don’t mess with Bob Mess.
December 8th, 2009 · 117 Comments
Writes our anonymous submitter: “I don’t know who Bob Mess is, but I’ll be sure to summon him next time I pass by his office.” (Perhaps he was out commiserating with Anytime Stan?)
Of course, not everyone in the office has a handy summoning button like Bob Mess.
related: going up?
