Entries Tagged as 'love & marriage'
“My husband and I eloped in Maui last week because we thought it’d be more fun that way,” says Sarah in Seattle.At least one of her husband’s coworkers — apparently — took this as a snub. (But, you know, in a “Hahahahaha, JUST KIDDING!” clenched-teeth sort of way.)
related: Aaand…the honeymoon’s over.
Tags: love & marriage · office
We all love a good drama, don’t we?
related: A love story for the ages
Tags: neighbors · noise · spurned lover
Spotted at a wedding in Texas. Says our submitter, “The food was BBQ. The DJ never made the announcement for seconds.”
related: The bride will be accepting gifts
Tags: food · Texas · weddings and bridezillas
Our submitter in Portland, Oregon saw this sign while out for her morning run. Strangely, she took a pass on the hot date.
related: The saga of Tony Q69
Tags: ex drama · Portland · public shaming
“I’m not a car guy,” writes our submitter from Los Angeles, “but I’m in love with my neighbor’s car. I walk by every day hoping a ‘For Sale’ sign will show up.” Today, he happened to found this note (which I read more like the beginning of a story story) stuck to the windshield instead.
related: Signed, Your Proud Wife
Tags: car · Los Angeles · love & marriage
The day before her birthday, Emily in Baton Rouge was lamenting the fact that her husband had never once surprised me with a cookie cake. (Hint, hint.)
The next day, her husband “surprised” her with what Emily called “quite possibly the best present I’ve ever received — not only hilarious, but delicious as well!”
Meanwhile, writes Chanisa in Danbury, Connecticut: “This is what my husband wrote on my birthday cake after I nagged him about it for a week.”
related: I don’t want to hear another damn word about flowers
Tags: birthday · cake · Connecticut · love & marriage
Laura spotted this yard sale sign outside Peet’s Coffee Shop in Portland, Oregon.
Peter spotted a similar sign in his Long Island neighborhood a while back.
related: Garage sale drama
Tags: ex drama · garage sale · Long Island · Portland · revenge
Loree in Texas found this crumpled Post-it note in her front yard. “Why the husband threw this gem away boggles the mind, but I am so glad it ended up where it did.”
related: Haterade on the rocks, with a twist
Tags: drizzunk · love & marriage · Texas
Our submitter spotted this twist on a well-worn trope in the Potrero Hill neighborhood of San Francisco.
related: Do you know these dogs???
Tags: dogs · love & marriage · San Francisco · shit
You might recall the letter that Bill and Mara received from a stranger informing that “no one cares about your damn wedding.” Despite Andrew from the Internet’s professed apathy, it seems he had enough time on his hands to not just comb through Bill’s blog, but Bill and Mara’s wedding guestbook as well.
Bill says a family member, mistakenly assuming that the guestbook entries could only be viewed by friends and family, left a note about having moved, including their new address. “We soon caught the message and removed the address,” Bill says, “but not before Andrew saw the page.”
related: My name is Andrew, and I’m from the Internet.
Tags: "helpful" advice · p.s. · smartass · weddings and bridezillas