our anonymous submitter in pittsburgh says this note was sitting atop a copy-room filing cabinet — and a stack of 50 or so identical print-outs of the jo bros. “guess someone in the office is on team taylor swift!”
related: let’s not mince words
extra credit: taylor swift’s passive-aggressive swipe at joe jonas [youtube]
Tags: ex drama · office · office supplies · Pittsburgh
The icing on top here, says our submitter, is the second comment — the one from Billy. Why? Because, well, that’s the guy Slade just broke up with.
Adds our submitter: “Awkward pretty much sums it up.”
Tags: breakup · ex drama · Facebook · most popular notes of 2008 · oh no you didn't
Today’s Facebook Friday submission comes from an anonymous onlooker in College Park, <aryland. (read from the bottom up.)
related: I challenge you to an emoticon-off!
Tags: ex drama · Facebook · spelling and grammar police
Writes our anonymous submitter: “Amie and I were friends since junior high. We had plans to go out for my 22nd birthday, but she canceled the day of. I said it was cool and that we should reschedule, and then I never heard from her again…until four years later, when she requested me as a friend on Facebook. I rejected her. She friend-requested me again, and I rejected her…again.”
Amie, however, didn’t seem to get the message.
Adds our submitter: “For the record, my response was, ‘Thanks for the congrats!’”
related: You were warned never to push Carrie to the limits.
Tags: Facebook · frenemies · mean girls · weddings and bridezillas · xoxo
Says our anonymous Facebook user in Ottawa: “It’s exactly what it looks like.”
related: In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In posts on Facebook?
Tags: ex drama · Facebook · Ottawa
Here, a break-up note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.
related: you oughta know
Tags: "helpful" advice · breakup · Cleveland · ex drama · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive
Cameron in Hyde Park, New York brings us this “maybe not-so-classic dorm dispute: girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy has girlfriend, girl obsesses over boy, boy’s female neighbors post rejection note from boy to girl, girl…threatens neighbors, artistically.”
Tags: college life · danger · disturbingly detailed · exclamation-point happy!!!! · MYOB · spurned lover
Happy Valentine’s Day, kids!
![Gavyn is a heart braker [sic] don't like him](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2104/2200577673_7b159c91ba.jpg "Gavyn is a heart braker [sic] don't like him")
(Thanks to Ron in West Jordan, Utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)
related: wake me up? wham!
Tags: kids · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · Utah
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