Entries Tagged as 'baltimore'

southern comfort

January 18th, 2009 · 121 Comments

though the issue might not be top of mind for sophisticated and urbane readership of this website, let this serve as your warning: should you find yourself in, say, fayetteville, arkansas (like melissa, a california transplant currently attending the u of a) you’ll soon realize how important it is to lay down the law with [...]

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Tags: all-staff e-mail · arkansas · baltimore · garbage · southern charm · spelling and grammar police · spitting

crazy is right

February 19th, 2008 · 224 Comments

in the office kitchen, expecting your coworkers to wipe up the spatters from their exploded hot pockets seems like standard enough microwave etiquette. and a ban on charred popcorn and leftover tuna casserole? eh, fair enough. but this note — from an anonymous office worker in baltimore — is the kind of thing that leads [...]

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Tags: a little uptight · baltimore · microwave · office

something must be done

June 22nd, 2007 · 47 Comments

vida says her friend in baltimore received this note from “his pathologically lying roommate.”

it’s a little hard to read, but the (genius) last line says, “if not possible we’re moving and you can stay.”
so: team joe? team asa? or too tough to call?

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Tags: baltimore · excessive underlining · roommates · shit · spelling and grammar police · toilet

and/or random things

May 22nd, 2007 · 11 Comments

such a perfect little hat trick at the end of this note: the four exclamation points, the heart, the “thx.”
the first of many from laura in baltimore.

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Tags: baltimore · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · heart · office · thx