Entries Tagged as 'boston'

So…the water cooler’s hosting rainbow parties again?

May 13th, 2009 · 153 Comments

Spotted above the office “water cooler” by “Josh” in Boston…

related: and all the pieces matter

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Tags: boston · office · unnecessary "quotation marks" · water · you know who you are

your new best friend

April 8th, 2009 · 375 Comments

this is why the “seething and waiting” strategy will never get through to a messy roommate. (they are oblivious to your blind rage!)
to wit: laura lives in a four-person suite at boston college, where she says one of her suitemates, christin, is “a notorious neat freak.” what that meant was that christin and her roommate, [...]

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Tags: TLDR · bathroom · boston · cleaning · martyr complex · roommates · that shit is disgusting · that's disrespectful · university

with a chainsaw?

December 30th, 2008 · 69 Comments

spotted at a local restaurant by kevin in boston…

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Tags: anthropomorphism · boston · toilet

an arguably heated dispute

November 11th, 2008 · 363 Comments

technically, mike in boston only has two roommates, but roomie #2’s ever-present girlfriend has become the apartment’s de facto fourth resident…the non-rent-or-utilities-paying kind.
explains mike: “we only have one thermostat for the whole apartment, but our rooms are so tiny that we can typically keep the heat off and the place stays at 68-70 degrees.” once [...]

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Tags: boston · energy usage · oh snap · roommates · smiley · temperature

and god knows what

June 16th, 2008 · 145 Comments

most drivers could easily identify these duct-tape wrapped shapes as the universal sign for “caution: crazy person ahead,” but our submitter in boston actually pulled over and parked in order to get a better look. up close, “the signs were even crazier than we thought,” she reports. “seriously, what happened to this guy?”

related: movin’ out [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · boston · crazypants · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks"

Stop! In the name of clip art.

April 15th, 2008 · 80 Comments

Like this phrase, there are a few irritating little pieces of clip art that keep popping up in submissions over and over again. Hovering somewhere near the top of most-wanted list is this pouty little white-gloved dandy.
From the factories of Pittsburgh…

…to the cube-farms of Virginia, this perspiring misanthrope has been spreading his message of intolerance [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · boston · clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · neighbors · office fridge · pittsburgh

the sincerest form of passive-aggression

December 30th, 2007 · 45 Comments

laura in boston says one of the restrooms at her school is a real note bonanza. the inside of the stall features no fewer than four individual notes about proper flushing etiquette, and immediately outside the restroom are two (slightly contradictory notes) about proper door opening/closing procedure.

but what’s most interesting? how a couple of those [...]

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Tags: bathroom · blitzkrieg approach · boston · meta · opening/closing · toilet

Clip art crimes

December 16th, 2007 · 141 Comments

Which clip art extravaganza is the most gratuitous? You be the judge!
Is it this sign, from the Virginia office of — of course — a major mobile carrier?

Is it this little tea party of a sign from Cambridge, Mass.?

Or is it this one, from, yes, a church restroom?

related: cubicle etiquette

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · boston · cell phone · clip art catastrophe · jesus · massachusetts · office · tea · virginia · you be the judge · you're like so going to hell

why-fi

November 7th, 2007 · 101 Comments

“Apparently I needed to help pay for the growing Internet bill,” says our anonymous submitter from Boston. “This was the only way I was notified: no connection and a wireless LAN reprogrammed with a new password.”

But password-protecting your network is actually a relatively direct (and dare I say, more effective) approach compared to this…

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Tags: actions speak louder · boston · money · roommates

upon further reflection, screw you

September 1st, 2007 · 52 Comments

while jessica was a college student in boston, she lived in a five-person apartment with one friend and three strangers. jess says apartment issues were rarely (if ever– there was only one “meeting”) talked about directly (there was but one “meeting), but were instead handled through a series of “love notes” from anne, like this [...]

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Tags: boston · cleaning · dishes · garbage · guests · not-so-veiled threats · vermin · water · your mother doesn't...

$10 each

June 11th, 2007 · 23 Comments

 
says tyler in boston: “i had a roommate who stopped talking to me after the first month and only communicated via whiteboard.”or, has his roommate might say, via “whiteboard thing.”

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Tags: boston · cleaning · excessive underlining · roommates · whiteboard

i guess that’s why

June 10th, 2007 · 7 Comments

this note of course left by “the messiest roommate of them all,” says kate in boston.

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Tags: boston · dishes · heart · roommates · sponges

nobody wants to see that shit

June 6th, 2007 · 14 Comments

from an all-girls floor of a boston university dorm…

ah, college. thanks to vicky in boston for submitting!

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Tags: boston · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates · sex sex sex

Boston: a place for friends

May 30th, 2007 · 39 Comments

In her defense, Eeka says there were three to four empty spaces available in front of her house when this note was left — two of which she shoveled out herself.

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Tags: boston · excessive underlining · parking · spelling and grammar police · your/you're

You left evidence.

May 28th, 2007 · 23 Comments

Don’t be fooled by the smiley: this is the kind of note that really throws you off balance. (It’s been more than a month since she received this note, and Kiki from Boston says she’s still shaking in her boots a little.)

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Tags: boston · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · food · office · office fridge · smiley · stealing