PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Cape Cod http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 It’s not food, mister — it’s ice cream! http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/29/its-not-food-mister-%e2%80%94-its-ice-cream-drat-foiled-again/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/29/its-not-food-mister-%e2%80%94-its-ice-cream-drat-foiled-again/#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:30:37 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/11/29/its-not-food-mister-%e2%80%94-its-ice-cream-drat-foiled-again/ Tourist traps have the best signs. More proof? This exercise in subtlety is from Provincetown, Mass., where it was spotted by intrepid vacationer Teresa from Boise.

Ice cream: apparently no longer a food

Exhibit b) is from Washington, D.C., in a store Sam says sold “all sorts of crap, from Nixon and Michael Jackson pins to African drums and sweaters.”

No Food No Drink No Smoking No Ice Cream

And in Las Vegas, even “the ice cream of the future” doesn’t get a special exemption.

But...it's the ice cream of the future!

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