carmen in washington, d.c. says she and her roommates suffered for months at the hands of this “crazy, obsessive-compulsive who made our lives miserable.” by the end of the fall semester, carmen says, the house was a near-war zone, and the girl finally moved out. “around the time she was packing up her things, we [...]
Entries Tagged as 'mean girls'
the patron(izing) saint of roommates
September 1st, 2009 · 90 Comments
Tags: a little patronizing · cleaning · holiday spirit · mean girls · roommates · thanks (but not really) · university
love is a mixed-signals tape
August 25th, 2009 · 80 Comments
based on this note — found by matthew at his share house in london — i am citing jane with a serious “misuse of mixtape” violation. (and “by the way,” talk about burying the lead!)
jane, minxes like you are what keep the seth cohen/landry clarks of the world pining away for the unattainable summer roberts/tyra [...]
Tags: burying the lead · have a nice day · heart · mean girls · signed with love
facebook wedding drama
July 11th, 2009 · 83 Comments
as always, facebook users are keepin’ it classy.
and a couple of doozies from stfu, marrieds:
related: tant pis, mon amie
Tags: california · facebook · frenemies · mean girls · sad face · smiley · weddings and bridezillas
analog version of a facebook wall post
June 1st, 2009 · 160 Comments
this note appeared on the whiteboard in whitney’s dorm room the day after she got in a fight with her roommate, ashley, and accused her of using her friends. the note was written by ashley’s cousin, angela, and while addressed to “ash,” seems more directed at the room’s other resident.
related: facebook, a place for frenemies
Tags: austin · mean girls · roommates · signed with love · university · whiteboard
friends don’t lie 2 friends
April 23rd, 2009 · 220 Comments
i’ll admit, my first thought upon reading this note — found in the hallways of an american high school — was something along the lines of “argh, kids today, with their chatspeak!” but given that that many of you find the all-lowercase house style of this site to be aggravatingly “gen y,” i recognize the [...]
Tags: birthday · frenemies · high school · mean girls
tant pis, mon amie
November 7th, 2008 · 165 Comments
writes our anonymous submitter: “amie and i were friends since junior high. we had plans to go out for my 22nd birthday, but she canceled the day of. i said it was cool and that we should reschedule, and then i never heard from her again…until four years later, when she requested me as a [...]
Tags: facebook · frenemies · mean girls · weddings and bridezillas · xoxo
i am seriously like gonna hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault
October 21st, 2008 · 162 Comments
earlier this year, emma in california was sharing a kitchen with three other girls. one day, out of the blue, one of her roommates posted this note. (warning: prepare to reexamine any preconceptions you may have about mormons, straight-edgers, and college-aged women in general.)
by the next morning, emma says, the note was promptly defaced, but [...]
Tags: cleaning · god · mean girls · roommates · saga · sex sex sex · signed with love · thanks (but not really) · university · you know who you are
facebook: a place for frenemies
September 19th, 2008 · 125 Comments
in this edition of facebook friday…an assortment of cat fights in the making, plucked from the newsfeeds of the innocent facebookers caught in the crossfire!
exhibit a)
exhibit b)
exhibit c)
the smiley face there is a nice touch, but my favorite this time around has to be this doozy of an about-face (read from the bottom up):
related: no [...]
Tags: exclamation-point happy! · facebook · frenemies · mean girls · smiley
oh sweetie, i love it when you talk dirty!
June 10th, 2008 · 150 Comments
“my friend katelyn’s roommate left her this note before she went away for memorial day weekend last year,” says monica in boston. “i love how it starts off so BFF-like…then takes a sharp left into passive-aggressive territory.”
adds monica: “while katelyn normally likes to avoid confrontation, i think this note pushed her over the edge. she [...]
Tags: dishes · heart · mean girls · p.s. · roommates · smiley · university
(or burn)
February 12th, 2008 · 110 Comments
writes our anonymous submitter from canada: “i lived with these girls for a year, but about six to eight months in things started to get a little strange.” if our submitter had any doubts about how her roommates felt about her, however, the to-do lists that appeared on the fridge the weekend she was moving [...]
Tags: hygiene · mean girls · roommates
all i want is a room somewhere
November 19th, 2007 · 104 Comments
one loverly lady in illinois found this note on the door of her dorm room after a long day of classes. (the identity of the note-leaver is still a mystery, as is the meaning of the phrase “dollar sign flower slams easily.”)
adds our submitter: “when we had our next floor meeting, i did the not-so-passive [...]
Tags: door-slamming · excessive underlining · heart · illinois · mean girls · signed with love · sleeping · thanks (but not really) · university · xoxo
losing lisa
October 3rd, 2007 · 153 Comments
gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · excessive underlining · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · university

