Entries Tagged as 'meta'

Please refrain from unintentional irony

February 24th, 2010 · 79 Comments

Is it executive exceptionalism at work here? Supreme lack of self-awareness? A wicked sense of humor? You decide.
Exhibit a) from Reva in Reedsburg, Wisconsin

Exhibit b) from Peggy at the University of New Brunswick

Exhibit c) from Jess in San Francisco

related: Please respect my fellow employees and stop leaving notes

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Tags: meta · office · rebuttals

Happy Boxing Day from Passive-Aggressive Notes!

December 26th, 2009 · 44 Comments

Now, if you wouldn’t mind taking a moment out of your busy schedule of sport and/or shopping to bestow a bit of charity on those you live with?

(Cheers to our submitter Victoria, her mates at Oxford, and their disgusting flatties.)
related: ceci n’est pas une note passif-agressif

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Tags: meta · roommates · that shit is disgusting · u.k.

a new year’s resolution?

January 7th, 2009 · 237 Comments

liza, a student at mississippi state university, was up late one night writing a paper when her roommate asked her to stop — the noise of her typing was keeping her up. “i had a paper to write and i didn’t think i was making enough noise to warrant moving my workstation outside, so, i [...]

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Tags: meta · mississippi · noise · rebuttals · university

Oral argument

December 11th, 2008 · 69 Comments

Our defendant, Lee in Austin, was just finishing off a travel-sized toothpaste from a recent business trip when Lee’s roommate — apparently oblivious to this small change in routine — became convinced that Lee was mooching off her tube of Advance White.
“My roommate told my boyfriend that she had left me ‘a note,’ and about [...]

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Tags: austin · hygiene · meta · roommates · sharing is caring

Seriously distruping

October 8th, 2008 · 77 Comments

Found on the street by Joe in Somerville, Mass…

related: oh, the irony

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · meta · somerville · spelling and grammar police

what we didn’t learn at comicon: a passive-aggressive show & tell

July 29th, 2008 · 104 Comments

first, the “tell” part: i know it’s ridiculous, but i still have a mini existential crisis every time a friend/colleague/family member forwards me a passive-aggressive-themed article or cartoon along with a remark like “this made me think of you!”or “hey, passive-aggressive girl!” (i comfort myself with the thought that hey, at least i didn’t decide [...]

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Tags: meta

“when the people fear their government, there is tyranny.”

July 16th, 2008 · 201 Comments

writes an anonymous federal employee in colorado: “this morning we were reminded via an office-wide email that we must comply with the official timekeeping rules.”
that means recording the correct time on our time sheets, not being absent during core hours without submitting a leave slip, not being off campus except for lunch hour or approved [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · colorado · fired · meta · not-so-veiled threats · now that's management · office · the government

notes white people leave

April 3rd, 2008 · 198 Comments

omg, ramekin drama! (from san francisco, natch…)
(click to enlarge!)

related: #54 kitchen gadgets [stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.org]

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Tags: excessive underlining · meta · moving/not moving · san francisco

ceci n’est pas une note passif-agressif

January 20th, 2008 · 60 Comments

rachel in virginia says her two roommates, “despite seeing and talking to me multiple times a day, decide to air their grievances through notes.” these grievances include being responsible for a $200 water bill “because i wash my face and hands at night and in the morning.” rachel has decided that enough is enough.
to paraphrase [...]

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Tags: meta · montana · virginia

the sincerest form of passive-aggression

December 30th, 2007 · 45 Comments

laura in boston says one of the restrooms at her school is a real note bonanza. the inside of the stall features no fewer than four individual notes about proper flushing etiquette, and immediately outside the restroom are two (slightly contradictory notes) about proper door opening/closing procedure.

but what’s most interesting? how a couple of those [...]

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Tags: bathroom · blitzkrieg approach · boston · meta · opening/closing · toilet

Dearest roommate

July 26th, 2007 · 108 Comments

“Is it doubly passive aggressive to use this site to convey this message?  I am the creator of this note, and the photo depicts actual conditions. I would love to send a post of this to said roommate at work.” —flushpatrol in Washington, D.C.

related: servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.

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Tags: d.c. · internet citation · meta · roommates · sex sex sex · toilet

That shit is disrespectful.

May 20th, 2007 · 47 Comments

Mike gets the last word in this exchange.

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Tags: bathroom · baton rouge · meta · piss · roommates · that's disrespectful · toilet

this is getting so meta

May 16th, 2007 · 19 Comments

Frank writes, “nice blogs….but I would like to point out that your passive-aggressive notes site is a complete rip-off of a humor piece I wrote over three years ago for the now-defunct humor magazine Jest.”

Well played, Frank! Not only is the piece in question quite humorous indeed, but Frank’s use of classic passive-aggressive conventions (the faint praise, the [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · dishes · fiction · meta · roommates