Entries Tagged as 'minnesota'

Sonic Boo

February 14th, 2010 · 102 Comments

As a Valentine’s Day gift to you all, I present you with this epic love story (which Teddie in Minneapolis discovered pinned to the bulletin board in his apartment building).
Teddie’s love note to this love note: “I love that this person (he? she?) used commas, ellipses, and possibly a semicolon, but no periods. I also [...]

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Tags: TLDR · ex drama · minneapolis · p.s. · runaway run-on sentences · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · wtf? · xoxo · you call that punctuation?

Napoleon Dynamite Complex

January 4th, 2010 · 96 Comments

Writes our anonymous submitter in Minneapolis: “I received this note — and accompanying tater tots — from a co-worker (a balding, 40-year-old male) who had been making false reports about me to our manager and was caught doing so.” (We’re talking hardcore, premeditated sabotage here, so calling himself “a bit of a jerk” was probably [...]

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Tags: minneapolis · office · unnecessary "quotation marks" · wtf?

The Kronic—what?—kles of Keith

July 30th, 2009 · 151 Comments

One lazy Sunday, when our anonymous submitter in Minneapolis spotted this bit of graphity on a wooden bridge at a park, “At first I thought it was sweet in a sad kind of way,” he says. But then he kept finding more — “on benches, picnic tables, even trees, and they got progressively more insane.”
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Tags: blitzkrieg approach · drugs · ex drama · heart · minneapolis · money · wtf?

people got a lotta nerve

April 26th, 2009 · 126 Comments

“One of my coworkers — normally a calm, even-keeled woman — sits near the door of the office,” writes Ali in Minnesota. “When others come in at night to write reports or look up info, they apparently destroy her desk in the matter of minutes. After a series of coffee cups and chair-lowerings, up went [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · highlighter · minnesota · not-so-veiled threats · office · stealing

and a happy new year to you!

January 2nd, 2009 · 39 Comments

just a humble suggestion for 2009…

(spotted by charles in minneapolis)

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Tags: holiday spirit · minneapolis · minnesota · office · parking

the hot topic at this year’s warped tour

September 15th, 2008 · 161 Comments

spotted by christina in minnesota at the angels & airwaves merch booth…

can’t read the smaller writing? here’s a (blurry) close-up:

(as it turns out, christina says, this was an empty threat.)
related: the chav’s guide to sxsw

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Tags: minnesota · not-so-veiled threats · signed with love · tipping · xoxo

Cloudy with a chance of hate mail

August 14th, 2008 · 240 Comments

For their daughter’s first birthday, Mr. and Mrs. Schmidt decided it would be fun to throw a casual little backyard get-together at their home in Rochester, Minnesota.
Like the good church-going Minnesotans they are, the Schmidts sent out this e-mail invite to their small-ish congregation of about 200 people, expecting maybe 20 or 30 to stop [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · birthday · crazypants · minnesota · moms & dads · spelling and grammar police

and my beef sandwich and my yogurt

February 28th, 2008 · 82 Comments

spotted by sarah in minneapolis…

related: take out of box, place directly in toilet 

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Tags: "helpful" advice · FYI · food · minneapolis · office fridge

More like hardly working

January 9th, 2008 · 133 Comments

Mara in Minneapolis ( average temperature in January: 12° F/-11° C) says the worst job she’s ever had was at a local thrift store — and not because of the crazy customers and their indiscreet use of the fitting rooms. No, like many workers, the crazy person driving Mara crazy was her boss — [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · crazy boss · minneapolis · now that's management · retail hell · runaway run-on sentences · temperature

right back atcha

July 5th, 2007 · 87 Comments

kristin in minneapolis says her (23-year-old) roommate slipped this note under her door — along with three others, all on the same day. she explains: “this note was caused by my preference that the windows in the house be kept open during the summer and her preference that they be kept shut.”

the fine print says: [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · excessive underlining · minneapolis · more aggressive than passive · roommates

four approaches to ice cube maintenance

June 20th, 2007 · 35 Comments

exhibit a) from richmond, virginia: the pedantic approach

exhibit b) from minneapolis. minnesota: the conditional approach

exhibit c) from hartford, connecticut: the ALL for one and one for ALL approach

exhibit d) from dallas, texas: the federal government’s approach

(thanks to erik and kim for their submissions.)

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Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · connecticut · dallas/fort worth · ellipses-crazed · ice · minnesota · office · virginia

Roommate poison

June 7th, 2007 · 16 Comments

Says Bethany: “I don’t really know what I did to deserve this.”

Ouch.
related: cereal killer

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Tags: minnesota · roommates · whiteboard

the post-it wars

June 4th, 2007 · 22 Comments

after receiving numerous “helpful tips” from her roommate at the university of minnesota…

lydia decided to add a few post-its of her own.

(the large signs on the oven and the microwave were already there.)

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Tags: "helpful" advice · cleaning · dishes · etiquette · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · food · kitchen · microwave · minnesota · rebuttals · roommates · sponges · university