writes michael in st. louis: “i’ve tried my best to figure out the logic behind writing this note and then putting the salami back in the fridge, rather than simply throwing it away…” but so far, no luck. in any case, he says, “i’m glad that it’s been saved it for posterity, so it could [...]
Entries Tagged as 'missouri'
mothers, lock up your crackers
February 8th, 2009 · 88 Comments
Tags: food · office fridge · st. louis
american analog threat
July 20th, 2008 · 187 Comments
the manager of a florida preschool seems to have a kindred spirit at a missouri strip club, where our anonymous submitter spotted this note taped to a dressing-room mirror.
personally, i like the idea of an junior-high-elective-style employment program. (dance? restaurant management? government? you decide!)
related: happy to be of service
Tags: "helpful" advice · mcdonalds · missouri · not-so-veiled threats · now that's management · visual aids
did you send your mom a mother’s day card?
May 10th, 2008 · 76 Comments
“living with your parents while still in college has it’s benefits (saving money and all) but it also has its drawbacks,” writes laura in springfield, missouri. primarily…boundaries.
“my parents regularly grab my mail and put it in a compartment on a desk in our kitchen, which i don’t always check,” laura explains, and sometime shortly after [...]
Tags: going postal · missouri · moms & dads · springfield · thanks but no thanks
bright future in sales
October 22nd, 2007 · 141 Comments
this exercise in how not to get a job is brought to us by an anonymous submitter in kansas city. the worst part: before sending this e-mail, this guy was actually in the top five.
(i think steve might have watched in good company one too many times.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · e-mail · kansas city · office · spelling and grammar police
your to lazy
October 15th, 2007 · 178 Comments
those troublemakers requesting more crazy apartment notes can thank our anonymous submitter, a GM at a property management firm in springfield, missouri for today’s masterpiece. “one of our resident managers delivered this letter to 115 units at her property, then e-mailed me a copy because she was REALLY proud of it,” our submitter writes. “i [...]
Tags: TLDR · cleaning · dogs · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · irregular capitalization · itemized list · landlord · missouri · more like crazy · music · noise · not-so-veiled threats · parking · rhetorical question · smoking · spelling and grammar police · vandalism
this is why your server is cranky
July 29th, 2007 · 733 Comments
exhibit a) submitted by an anonymous bystander at a lunch counter in oregon caves national park:
exhibit b) submitted by patrick in kansas city, mo, who explains: “my friends chris and katie had a rude waitress a few weeks ago. in order to tell the waitress that there was indeed a reason she wasn’t getting a [...]
Tags: actions speak louder · excessive underlining · kansas city · missouri · oregon · restaurant · tipping
this is all about the childern
July 15th, 2007 · 225 Comments
explains an anony-dad in st. louis: “i asked our babysitter to fill out a short form for us on a daily basis, letting us know a summary of what happened during the day — when they last ate, whether they seemed like they were getting sick, that sort of thing. i guess it offended her.”
an [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · moms & dads · spelling and grammar police · st. louis · thanks (but not really)
hand-washing for non-believers
June 8th, 2007 · 27 Comments
explains our anonymous submitter in st. louis: “i just lost my job at [giant pharmaceutical company]. i was feeling rather passive-aggressive, so i tore this flyer down from the inside of the bathroom stall. it has been there for over three years.”
Tags: bathroom · clip art catastrophe · danger · excessive underlining · hygiene · missouri · office · touching
a holiday wish
June 6th, 2007 · 10 Comments
from heidi’s apartment building in kansas city, mo. says heidi: “the decorating committee of condo owners added lamps to the hallway tables on each floor. someone started turning the lamps off on some floors, and someone else left this note on the bulletin board in the building’s laundry room. “gotta love that festive holiday stationery!
Tags: holiday spirit · kansas city · lighting · neighbors
that means you, freda
May 21st, 2007 · 10 Comments
danny snapped this understated little note at a senior center in maryville, missouri. it seems a bit futile, really. i know that no sign would stop my grandmother from putting in her two cents.

