Entries Tagged as 'mixed metaphors'

our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong

April 25th, 2008 · 112 Comments

heather says this pizzeria in victoria, b.c. has been confounding customers with its customer service “policy” for as long as she can remember. (which i guess means…it’s working?)

related: ps bacon is life

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Tags: "customer service" · mixed metaphors · pizza

the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

March 21st, 2008 · 112 Comments

this note represents pretty much everything about office culture that makes me cringe. appropriately enough, i can’t even bring myself to call out the specifics — it’s just too overwhelming. (but the sign will always be there…every day, taunting me.)

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · alot · anthropomorphism · fridge · inane cartoon · mixed metaphors · say wha? · spelling and grammar police · u.k.