PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » mixed metaphors http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 When dishwashers speak http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/02/i-asked-santa-for-a-baby-alive-and-all-i-got-was-this-stupid-dishwasher/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/02/i-asked-santa-for-a-baby-alive-and-all-i-got-was-this-stupid-dishwasher/#comments Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:58:47 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9289 I didn’t think i’d ever see a kitchen appliance more inappropriately anthropomorphized than this fridge, but I think this dishwasher note (from an anonymous submitter in England) dials the WTF-factor up to 11.

PLEASE FEED ME I EAT DIRTY PLATES AND SHIT OUT CLEAN ONES THEY ARE YUMMY LOAD ME UP WITH DISHES, OR I CRY :(

related: The passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/02/i-asked-santa-for-a-baby-alive-and-all-i-got-was-this-stupid-dishwasher/feed/ 147 Our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/25/our-customers-are-always-rightexcept-when-theyre-wrong/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/25/our-customers-are-always-rightexcept-when-theyre-wrong/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:54:14 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=641 Heather says this pizzeria in Victoria, B.C. has been confounding customers with its customer service “policy” for as long as she can remember. (Which I guess means…it’s working?)

Our customers are very important to us - as important as water is to life. Please remember that nobody likes bad water.

related: ps bacon is life

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/25/our-customers-are-always-rightexcept-when-theyre-wrong/feed/ 117 Everything you hate about office culture, in one cringe-inducing note. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/21/the-passive-aggressive-note-has-not-been-destroyed-it-has-been-solved/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/21/the-passive-aggressive-note-has-not-been-destroyed-it-has-been-solved/#comments Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:17:26 +0000 kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/21/the-passive-aggressive-note-has-not-been-destroyed-it-has-been-solved/ This note represents pretty much everything about office culture that makes me cringe. Appropriately enough, I can’t even bring myself to call out the specifics — it’s just too overwhelming. (But the sign will always be there…every day, taunting me.)

PLEASE MAKE SURE I AM CLOSED I HAVE ALOT OF FOODS IN MY BELLY I DON'T WANT TO GET WARM!

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