thanks to elliette for passing this along for her friend in manhattan.
and as a bonus, a classic passive-aggressive noise complaint from the fantastic found magazine:
Entries Tagged as 'neighbors'
we hear you, man
July 7th, 2007 · 61 Comments
Tags: music · neighbors · new york · noise · ohio · pleasantries as afterthought · thanks (but not really)
really, enough with the weather
June 18th, 2007 · 60 Comments
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · elevator · neighbors · rhetorical question · toronto
love, apt. #3
June 12th, 2007 · 25 Comments
(spotted by kyla in regina, saskatchewan.)
Tags: excessive underlining · neighbors · newspaper · saskatchewan · signed with love · stealing
there’s a bedroom behind this wall
June 11th, 2007 · 13 Comments
robert in sacramento found this one on the wall of his apartment building’s laundry room. says robert: “on the surface, i don’t think this sign is too bad. the underlining of “time” and the “thanks a lot!!” at the end push it over the top for me.”
Tags: california · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · laundry · neighbors · sacramento
a holiday wish
June 6th, 2007 · 10 Comments
from heidi’s apartment building in kansas city, mo. says heidi: “the decorating committee of condo owners added lamps to the hallway tables on each floor. someone started turning the lamps off on some floors, and someone else left this note on the bulletin board in the building’s laundry room. “gotta love that festive holiday stationery!
Tags: holiday spirit · kansas city · lighting · neighbors
to all tennant
June 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments
my personal favorite from sara k’s oh-so-delightful office sign project.
Tags: garbage · neighbors · spelling and grammar police
danke [for the sarcasm]!!!
June 4th, 2007 · 42 Comments
tim found this note in the basement storeroom of an apartment building in kiel, germany:
tim’s rough translation:
THANKS for filling [up the storeroom]!!!
i was able to get to the meter just SUPER!!!
tenant 5/1 [fifth floor, first apartment]
[hand written at the bottom] many thanks from me too, tenant 5/2
Tags: deutsche · exclamation-point happy! · german · neighbors
pour la derniere fois!!!
June 1st, 2007 · 8 Comments
mike in paris brings us this petit message passif-agressif:
<<paris - 28 may 2007
urgent!
one must do one’s work during the daytime and NOT at night, or else it’s the police that will be working!
for the last time!>>
Tags: francais · neighbors · noise · paris
visual aids always help
May 30th, 2007 · 17 Comments
from lars in san francisco.
Tags: neighbors · noise · san francisco · sleeping · visual aids
four legs good, two legs bad
May 29th, 2007 · 32 Comments
i empathize with the note-leaver here, but after reading apt. 10’s response, i can’t help but side with the defendant– especially after melissa in omaha revealed that this particular neighbor posts notes like this quite frequently. because really, that shit is disrespectful.
Tags: garbage · more aggressive than passive · neighbors · oh snap · omaha · p.s. · spelling and grammar police
now you’re just bringing it on yourself, don’t you think?
May 20th, 2007 · 8 Comments
the latest in a well-documented series.
Tags: brooklyn · dogs · garbage · neighbors · park slope · shit · smiley
have a nice day
May 13th, 2007 · 8 Comments
the latest in a series previously documented here and here.
Tags: brooklyn · excessive underlining · neighbors · park slope · shit · smiley · strangers
please, please, please
May 13th, 2007 · 6 Comments
there’s something wildly theatrical about this one — i wouldn’t be surprised if it burst into song.
(spotted in gowanus, brooklyn)
Tags: brooklyn · garbage · neighbors
it was an ironic dance party, okay?
May 12th, 2007 · 19 Comments
Tags: brooklyn · neighbors · noise · not-so-veiled threats · park slope

