Entries Tagged as 'new york'

my sadistic dungeon-master won’t let me call in sick

June 8th, 2007 · 18 Comments

explains desi in new york: “i work in a dungeon, (a “we- do-S&M-here” place) and not only is our boss passive-aggressive (really, he is, in a more strict interpretation of the term) he also doesn’t speak english all that well.”now that’s a formula for comic gold. here’s the latest offering, though desi promises many more [...]

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Tags: crazy boss · illness · new york

everyone deserves a cold drink

June 8th, 2007 · 27 Comments

says craig in new york city: “our company gives us free soda, but then you have to deal with notes like these.”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · new york · office · office fridge

please ladies please

June 3rd, 2007 · 22 Comments

maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me very uncomfortable.

says erica in new york city, “as bad as it can get in the ladies’, i’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bullet points · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · toilet

let me help you out

June 1st, 2007 · 24 Comments

from an anonymous submitter in new york city, who explains: “i was out of the country for a week, and when I came back, I found this gem taped to the bathroom mirror….even though I’ve since moved out of the apartment (after she accused me of peeing on the bathroom floor and into the non-existent [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bathtub · hygiene · new york · roommates · toilet

to put it as politely as possible

May 29th, 2007 · 41 Comments

from andrea in astoria, queens, who promises more to come.
(yeah, it’s hard to read, but worth squinting over, i promise.)
UPDATE: andrea has posted a transcription of the note here.

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Tags: food · new york · sleeping · whiteboard

some legionnaire’s idea of epigrammatic wit

May 21st, 2007 · 9 Comments

i realize this example (from outside the american legion hq in park slope) is not so much “passive-aggressive” as it is “crazy,” but it tickles me too much not to post. the little species/feces couplet has been painted over and re-written at least twice, so obviously i’m not the only one who appreciated it.

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Tags: brooklyn · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · more aggressive than passive · more like crazy · park slope · shit

i spit in mine

May 20th, 2007 · 4 Comments

spotted by sam, who also brings us this little gem — the most precise vending-machine operating instructions ever written.

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · food · group bitchfest · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · stealing

when you get down to it

May 20th, 2007 · 24 Comments

thanks to rachel for bringing to light another key battleground for office passive-aggressives: the thermostat.

click to enlarge.

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Tags: "helpful" advice · new york · office · temperature

now you’re just bringing it on yourself, don’t you think?

May 20th, 2007 · 8 Comments

the latest in a well-documented series.

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Tags: brooklyn · dogs · garbage · neighbors · park slope · shit · smiley

only one or two

May 19th, 2007 · 4 Comments

spotted by eric at uncle moe’s in manhattan.

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Tags: excessive underlining · new york · strangers

how about never? does never work for you?

May 18th, 2007 · 6 Comments

from emily: another example of brooklyn’s seemingly unparalleled commitment to exasperated signage. (as previously documented here.)

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Tags: brooklyn · more aggressive than passive · parking · strangers

what is it about dog shit that pushes brooklynites over the edge?

May 18th, 2007 · 20 Comments

wesh snapped this a few years back in red hook, brooklyn, while walking from his brother’s rehearsal dinner to the afterparty bar. (how bougie does park slope’s version look in comparison?)
says wesh: “what gets me are the flags. why flags?”

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Tags: brooklyn · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · shit · strangers

have a nice day

May 13th, 2007 · 8 Comments

the latest in a series previously documented here and here.

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Tags: brooklyn · excessive underlining · neighbors · park slope · shit · smiley · strangers

please, please, please

May 13th, 2007 · 6 Comments

there’s something wildly theatrical about this one — i wouldn’t be surprised if it burst into song.
(spotted in gowanus, brooklyn)

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Tags: brooklyn · garbage · neighbors

it was an ironic dance party, okay?

May 12th, 2007 · 19 Comments

slipped under our door by the downstairs neighbors.

(guilty as charged.)

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Tags: brooklyn · neighbors · noise · not-so-veiled threats · park slope