PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Queens http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tony Q69: Never Forget http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/26/tony-q69-never-forget/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/26/tony-q69-never-forget/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:15:20 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=20882 Jen in Astoria takes the Q69 bus to work every morning, so she’s quite familiar with the infamous Tony. “I hadn’t seen them in some time,” she says, until catching a glimpse of this beauty just a few days ago. (“Apparently,” she adds, “the chick is still pissed.”)

Tony Q-69 Tony Q69 Tony Q69 You Tony Q-69, are the only one who should feel guilty and sorry over what happened!!!! You are the Married Man who was only looking to get SEX from me without any strings attached!!! This was your only intentions! You Don’t know how to give a Woman any Real friendship either!!!!! You use Your Q-69 job to flirt with Woman all Day long and everyday! You cannot be trusted and you don’t deserve any attention at all!!!! I won’t forget your famous line how you say that, “Married Man are lonely too”. Then it looks like all you need is a Prostitute Tony!!!! I was not looking for any one night stands with a Married Man fool!!!! But you are for sure Mr. one-night stand and used many Woman! You Married Men are all Garbage and are worth absolutely nothing!!!! What Woman needs a Married Man? I am a single woman and I deserve a trusting, loyal,Sincere, Man in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Astoria…

Tony Q69

related: The Tale of Tony Q-69

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/01/26/tony-q69-never-forget/feed/ 43 The tale of Tony Q69 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/26/q69-tony/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/26/q69-tony/#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:31:45 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18950 Janine in Astoria was at a stoplight next to a Q69 bus stop in Queens when she noticed signs reading “TONY Q69″ taped all over the outside and inside of the bus shelter. “I made my boyfriend pull over so I could read it,” she says — and got a photo, so she could share Tony Q69′s shameful story with the rest of the world.

TONY Q69. YOU TONY are the only one who should feel sorry over what happened!! YOU ARE THE MARRIED MAN who was only looking to get sex from me without any strings attached!! You don't know how to give a woman REAL attention, or to call, or to have a real friendship because this is not your intentions to do so! You also use your Q-69 JOB to flirt with all the woman every day!! You are also a smooth talker & a flirt on the phone! And how dare you blame me for anything, especially for wanting attention! I am a single woman & deserve a trusting man in my life!

UPDATE: Greg in Astoria has spotted another note to Tony Q69…

TONY Q69: You Tony, are the only one who should feel guilt over what happened!!! You are the married man who was looking to get sex from me without any strings attached! You can't give a woman real attention or call her to have a real friendship because this was not your true intentions! You were looking for sex period! And you use your job to flirt with women all day on the Q69!!!

As has Adam…

TONY Q69: You Tony are the only one who should feel guilty and sorry over what happened! You are the married man who was looking to get some from a woman!!! Your agenda was to have SEX with no strings attached!!! You can't give what a woman needs which is attention, to be called + to have a real friendship/relationship!!!!!! You were out to satisfy yourself period and then walk away like they all do!! And how dare you blame me for anything especially for wanting attention! How Could You!

And Rebecca!

TONY Q69. YOU TONY are the only one who should feel sorry over what happened!! YOU ARE THE MARRIED MAN who was only looking to get sex from me without any strings attached!!

related: Women, stop ignoring, rejecting, and abusing young men

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/26/q69-tony/feed/ 77 Toto, I have a feeling we’re not at band camp anymore http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/10/20/toto-i-have-a-feeling-were-not-at-band-camp-anymore/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/10/20/toto-i-have-a-feeling-were-not-at-band-camp-anymore/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 02:13:02 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16790 Michael is a music teacher in New York, and one of his students, Aleks, a clarinet player with 15 years experience, recently moved to the city to start his master’s degree. “Coming from Ohio, he had no idea what he was getting into when practicing clarinet in his apartment in Queens,” says Michael. “Now he knows.”

Dear Friend, Take take the flute and shove it up your ass. You have NO talent. Give your neighbors a break. if not we are going to break your hand's [sic]

related: Buskers & broomsticks

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/10/20/toto-i-have-a-feeling-were-not-at-band-camp-anymore/feed/ 126 Toilet Paper Poetry Slam http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/20/toilet-paper-poetry-slam/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/20/toilet-paper-poetry-slam/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 01:53:03 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16530 Which is your favorite ode to replacing the roll?

Entry #1, from Baltimore?

Toilet Paper Haiku: Quietly I sit. Waiting silently. Drip dry. The roll is missing.

Entry #2, from New Orleans?

THE TOILET PAPER THEIF [sic]: The toilet paper theif [sic] is at it again! This is so frustrating I don't know where to begin...You would think that for people so grown...That they would not steal toilet paper for reasons unknown...It is always the brand new roll and never the old...Also, the can of Lysol disappeared, or so I was told... My plea is simple, please do not disregard...Stop stealing the toilet paper you Fucking Retard!!

or Entry #3, from Long Island City?

DOUCHE!

related: Scatological poetry slam

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/20/toilet-paper-poetry-slam/feed/ 46 Is this chicken, what just hit me in the head, or is this fish? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/03/12/is-this-chicken-what-just-hit-me-in-the-head-or-is-this-fish/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/03/12/is-this-chicken-what-just-hit-me-in-the-head-or-is-this-fish/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:56:28 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=13628 This week’s “WTF? Friday” contribution comes from Carey in Brooklyn, who spotted this warning taped to a telephone pole at a busy intersection in Long Island City, Queens. “I looked around carefully,” Carey says, “but there were no flying missiles to be seen.”

Cans of tuna fish are being thrown out of windows on this corner. This is not a joke. A can of tuna fish was launched at a friend and I as we stood on the corner of 47th Avenue and 11th Street. Be careful you don't get hit in the head by one of these mysteriously flying cans! The culprit is a little coward, so keep your eyes open.

related: passive-allergic

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/03/12/is-this-chicken-what-just-hit-me-in-the-head-or-is-this-fish/feed/ 64 Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song) http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/14/movin-out-anthonys-song/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/14/movin-out-anthonys-song/#comments Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:00:32 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/14/movin-out-anthonys-song/ Mary saw this collection of missives while visiting friends in Long Island City, Queens last spring.

movin' out (anthony's song)

Anthony left a note on the door…

left a note on the door

Saving his pennies for someday…

savin' his pennies for someday

You oughta know by now

You oughta know by now

Workin’ too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack

working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack

And it seems such a waste of time

You should never argue with a crazy mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind

You should never argue with a crazy mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind

And it seems such a waste of time

But she’s not movin’ out.

You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime

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