Entries Tagged as 'nice stationery'

Your girlfriend is frightening the kittens

November 23rd, 2009 · 113 Comments

P.J. in Huntington, New York says his girlfriend found this note on the stairs “the morning after she came over dressed like a school girl.”
Meanwhile, P.J. leaves several questions unanswered in his explanation, among them…So, why did your your girlfriend come over to Mom’s house dressed like Britney circa 1998? How old is this girlfriend, [...]

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · moms & dads · nice stationery · sex sex sex · signed with love

Iron-ic Chef America

August 4th, 2009 · 205 Comments

Writes our anonymous submitter: “I own a restaurant, and the writer of the note is a college student who has worked for me for a while now.  Yesterday, her pal flatly refused to put on her uniform (a chef coat) and I was so tired of her shenanigans that I roared at her right before [...]

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Tags: butterflies are so passive-aggressive · farewell letter · nice stationery · p.s. · restaurant · the earth

In other words…the butterflies are passive-aggressive

June 17th, 2009 · 105 Comments

Writes Dan in Seattle: “I work at a federal hospital and often ride my motorcycle to work. There is another hospital employee that also does so, and we usually park in the same area. Space is at a premium —especially around this woman and her self-proclaimed 10-foot-wide protected parking bubble. Another time she left me [...]

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Tags: heart · nice stationery · not-so-veiled threats · parking · seattle

blowing smoke

May 28th, 2009 · 341 Comments

There’s a guilt trip…

and then there’s a guilt trip.

related: Your hamster died? Well, I can top that.

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Tags: guilt trip · new york · nice stationery · oakland · odor · thanks (but not really)