Entries Tagged as 'noise'

oh dear

December 18th, 2007 · 136 Comments

jared says this sign was posted in both the men’s and women’s restrooms at his office in salt lake city, utah. says jared, “it seems that someone does not like hearing people ‘pushing.’”

related: are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · eww · excessive underlining · noise · office · salt lake city · that shit is disgusting

oh, the irony

November 13th, 2007 · 94 Comments

sadly, no backstory for this one, except that it was found on a door in san francisco — but i think this is one of those exchanges that does pretty much speak for itself.
despite the obvious criticism richard opens himself up to, i think you have to give the guy props for having the guts [...]

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Tags: dogs · google stalking · neighbors · noise · note wars · san francisco

the jake issues

November 5th, 2007 · 184 Comments

says our anonymous contributor from los angeles: “this is page three (!) of a three-page letter of complaints from my wife’s (ex) office manager to the heads of the company.” apparently one of her coworkers, jake, merited his own page. (no word on how this went over with the bosses.)
click to enlarge!

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Tags: bullet points · flatulence · food · los angeles · loud talker · noise · that shit is disgusting

pumpkin with a death wish

October 31st, 2007 · 77 Comments

sarah in richmond says this jack-o-lantern appeared just minutes ago near the stairs to her apartment. we’ll call this the “before” shot…

stay tuned for the “after” photo: punkin stomped to bits by contrarian trick-or-treaters.
happy halloween, kids!

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Tags: neighbors · noise · richmond

wake me up? wham!

October 30th, 2007 · 249 Comments

bradley in new york woke up yesterday to find this little love note from his girlfriend. (his explanation? “she’s a light sleeper.”) i feel her pain. if there’s a sound more irritating than a nokia ring tone, the pathetic “i’m dying” whine of an out-of-juice cell phone just might be it.

meanwhile, chris’s friend michelle doesn’t [...]

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Tags: cell phone · more aggressive than passive · new york · noise · not-so-veiled threats · san jose · sig o · signed with love

your to lazy

October 15th, 2007 · 173 Comments

those troublemakers requesting more crazy apartment notes can thank our anonymous submitter, a GM at a property management firm in springfield, missouri for today’s masterpiece. “one of our resident managers delivered this letter to 115 units at her property, then e-mailed me a copy because she was REALLY proud of it,” our submitter writes. “i [...]

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Tags: TLDR · cleaning · dogs · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · irregular capitalization · itemized list · landlord · missouri · more like crazy · music · noise · not-so-veiled threats · parking · rhetorical question · smoking · spelling and grammar police · vandalism