Entries Tagged as 'not-so-veiled threats'

dude kinda has a point

May 5th, 2008 · 140 Comments

at this college dorm in seattle, our anonymous submitter says each floor ordinarily has one male and one female bathroom. however, because this particular floor happens to have an overwhelming number of female residents, both bathrooms were deemed female-only…much to some guy’s chagrin.

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related: losing lisa

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Tags: bathroom · battle of the sexes · not-so-veiled threats · piss · saga · university · you be the judge

shittiest secret admirer ever?

April 10th, 2008 · 147 Comments

“my roommate thinks I took her dry erase board when I was 40 miles away the week it was taken,” says an anonymous college student in tampa, florida. “she has been leaving me notes like this ALL YEAR.”
god help our poor submitter, but i’m nominating this crazy rainbow of a note for the passive-aggressive hall […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · crazypants · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · oh the irony · rainbow-colored · roommates · seriously WTF? · stealing · whiteboard

and the even higher risk of your ass growing too large for you to safely dislodge your head

April 7th, 2008 · 53 Comments

originally unearthed from outside the hallowed conde nast cafeteria in july, 2001, this digital-age relic provides a quaint look back at those halcyon days among the new york media elite — back when gawker was still just a glint in nick denton’s eye, young anna wintour acolytes were still stuck in the induction phase of […]

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Tags: "customer service" · "too inside fucking baseball" · food · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · underlining

you can do it. we can’t help.

February 25th, 2008 · 89 Comments

julie spotted this amazing note on new york’s lower east side…

(dude, how ominous are those ellipses?)
related: movin’ out (anthony’s song)

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Tags: crazypants · money · not-so-veiled threats · say wha?

a friend of a friend is our enemy

February 7th, 2008 · 83 Comments

tina is los angeles didn’t have any problem with her roommate’s friend couchsurfing at their apartment for a month, but both she and her roomie started to get irked when the friend started inviting other friends to stay over — and then kept doing it, even after the roomie expressly asked her not to. “the […]

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Tags: los angeles · not-so-veiled threats · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates · underlining